I don't read Joyce, because I value what few brain cells Faulkner left me. I wrote a term paper in college about Faulkner's writing style and how I really, really hated it. I quoted a line from Absalom, Absalom!--which I never finished--as an example, and the grammar checker on the school computer on which I typed my paper nearly blew up. Among the many, many problems it had was this--"Long sentence."
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"