Order of Kilopi
Easy Word Game. I have a problem, the next person solves it leaving their own problem and so on and so on and sew on.
If you want to leave pi problems or rocket science ones, no worries, but it is in fun and games, so you might get silly answer (mostly from me).
My kitten won't drink milk?
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Try Brandy.
My dog won't eat cats?
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Just as well.
Why can't you take a picture of a Indian woman with hair curlers?
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Because there's no place in a hair curler to put the film.
My llama smells when he gets wet.
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The common cause of this is in the Llamian diet. Feed your Llama fresh spinach, cabbage and chicory and get a Polish hairdresser to trim the coat regularly. Always try to park in the shade.
My cell phone keeps falling out of my hand and ending up on the floor.
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try crazy glue on your hand
My llama has no sense of smell.... even when it is wet
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Ha haaa
Llama's only smell for fun.
Shall I replace the thyristor or just dump the whole thing?
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In America, we don't believe in repairing things any more - just throw it away and buy a new one.
What are the two smallest positive whole numbers the difference of whose squares is a cube and the difference of whose cubes is a square ?
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1972?
I can't see without my glasses and I can't find them, to put them on?
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They're probably on your forehead.
Why isn't this thread more popular?
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There are too many game threads, too many similar ones to this style, and too many llama jokes.
Why do I have trouble falling asleep at night?
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because your brain wants more more more info...
Did Einstein have the best hair of all the major scientists?
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He was definitely in a class by himself.
Short of faking a heart attack, how do I meet up with my EMT friend at the local fire station while she's on duty?
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Pay some young lads to get a finger stuck in the railing across the road from the station.
Are penguins growing wings or losing them?
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Pengiuns don't have wings, as wings are for flying through the air. Technically and functionally, they're feather-covered pectoral fins.
What's the earliest recorded evidence for a knowledge of pi?
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In the Egyptian Rhind Papyrus, which is dated about 1650 BC, there is good evidence for 4(8/9)2 = 3.16 as a value for π.
To how many digits have you memorized π?
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3.14159265
should you always have to ask a question on this thread or can you leave that to someone else?
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Try to leave a problem, funny or serious
My kitten won't drink milk.
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Sometimes they just don't like milk - it's not a big deal. (They shouldn't drink a lot of it, anyway.)
My cats want to play at 5 am, which is rather sooner than I want to get up.
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You just need to rearrange your whole schedule to accomodate them.
What should I have for dinner?
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If you've waiting this long for a response, the first thing out of your refrigerator.
Should my wife and I go out for lunch or eat in?
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This is probably a bit late, but, go out.
How can I curb my addiction to food? I habitually eat everyday, it's a bit of a problem.
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Stop eating entirely for a couple of weeks, and you'll never have this problem again.
(We went out for dinner, by the way.)
How do you keep cool when it's 100 degrees outside?
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Turn the air conditioning switch into the 'on' position and adjust the rheostat until the desired temperature is achieved.
It's about 35c in London today. How can we maintain this kind of weather for the next few years?
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Do you want to maintain that kind of weather? I'd think you'd by dying.
How many air conditioners does London have these days? (They didn't have many last time I was there.)
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Originally Posted by Eric Vaxxine
you cannot be serious, man!!
well, none on the public transport vehicles
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I grew up in a hot place and miss it. The airconditioning ownership has increased to about 45%. Admittedly I am not a chef nor do I use public transport (everything by 748) so I have the heat beaten.
When is the conveyor due to breakdown (the one that brings warm water from the Caribbean to Europe)? That will cause problems.
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October 10, 2038 at 0728 GMT.
So what will the Brits do then?
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Buy more woollen things from the Swedes and Norwegians before it gets dark.
How/why did we allow ourselves to become so dependant on oil owned by others?
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Way to complicated to be explained in a game thread.
Will it be easier for the US to go metric or switch to renewable resources.
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