I came up with some signature tags someone might want to use -- some I remember seeing somewhere and a couple I just made up. Does anyone have any favorites to contribute they're not saving for themselves?
"I vow to eliminate procrastination from my life -- starting next week."
"I hate indecision -- well maybe not hate, but I don't like it -- well sometimes it's okay -- maybe."
"Why is it people ask dumb rhetorical questions?"
"I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate." (I've seen this one a trillion times.)
"Seeing all the alcoholics in our society is enough to drive one to drink."
"I hate it when people add unnecessary neverending repetitive redundant reiterative additional unneeded adjectives to what they're saying."
"How can we make the world better? Kill all those who believe violence solves anything."
"I believe that being a skeptic frees me from needing beliefs."
(And a serious one that should be included in almost every ATM or CT response.)
"Never mind what you believe -- I'd like to hear what you know, and how you know it."