A friend of mine went to University of St. Andrew's. Rather than try to explain where Port Angeles is, she told everyone she's from "near Seattle." Someone finally asked her how near and was stunned by the answer. It's about a two-hour drive, longer if you don't take the ferry across the Puget Sound.
Originally Posted by V-GER
Then again, I still thought North Korea was closer to Australia than that.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"