Pitch an unlikely movie sequel...

[Moose]

New creative game folks: Each poster pitches a "no-way-in-hades" sequel idea to a good movie lobbed out by the previous poster.

Example:

March of the Penguins

See the new nature documentary: Snooze of the Kitty Cat. Observe the Striped Tabby as she undertakes an epic journey from one end of the couch to the other, threatened by dangers such as claw snags and the Mother Of All Hairballs, to achieve her ultimate goal: the 1:37pm nap.


Next movie: Silence of the Lambs.


[Edit: Because the answers are likely to be a bit longer than instantaneously, don't worry about simuliposts. Grab one of the responses and run with it.]

[farmerjumperdon]

A neck-chomping cereal killing goat is out to off all the executives at Kellogg's in an attempt to create a market niche for his newly created breakfast snack Killer Goats; the candy coated tin-can shaped nuggets of cardboard fit for barnyard animals that care. Killer Goats, snacking on a neighborhood near you.

Next: Schindler's List

[antoniseb]

Clarice's Tiajuana Holiday. Forced out of the FBI for an extended sebatical, Clarice Starling meets up with her Zany nerd friends for a wild nerdy holiday in Tiajuana.


FJD beat me too it. Let's try again:

Schindler's Second List Oskar Schindler has a list of girls he knew in school, and he visits each one trying to get some mileage out of his historic altruism, and finds that he's still just another man to most of them... and then he meets Sophie.


Next up: Midnight Cowboy

[Moose]

Midnight Lawyer

Mitch "The Pitbull" Shapiro is a career ambulance chaser with a heart of iron pyrite, trying to make it in the big city and escape the shame and stigma of 4am commercials on the local cable station, until he meets Bubbles the hermaphrodite drag queen, suffering from a mild case of whiplash due to a 5mph collision with a cement column as (s)he pulls out of a mall parking garage.



Next: Titanic

[Parrothead]

Titanic II

Global warming melts all icebergs allowing for "trouble-free" crossings.

Next: LeMans

[antoniseb]

Titanic II, Icy Revenge

Enfuriated by the scrape, the iceberg/alien wakes from ages of slumber and wreaks revenge on New York and especially the Astor family, only to find a tragic green true love on Liberty Island.

I should just give up until this thread slows down.

LeMans II, Another Day

After the race is over, the townsfolk of this resort community face the fact that they are governed by corrupt politicians who think nothing of taking bribes from tire companies and oil filter suppliers, and then a new honest man with an ideological bent and a big stick stands up for everything that is good in this world.


Next up: Hamlet

[Roving Philosopher]

Hamlet II: The Fall of Denmark

Conquest is easy when everybody's dead...

Next: The Blues Brothers

[Omicron Persei 8]

Blues Brothers Reloaded

Jake and Elwood are back...and this time they're ticked off! Watch the duo fight and jazz their way through flood-riden New Orleans to the learn the ultimate truth about the golden harmonica and who Mighty Mack McTeer is really working for!

Ahh I DID forget Moose! Chalk it up to lack of morning coffee!

Polka Septuplets

[Moose]

*chuckle* Since Omicron forgot to lob a replacement film, I'll have to do the same one he did to keep the game going.

Polka Septuplets

You thought the Blues Brothers were great? Try three-point-five times the fun! These shade-wearing septuplets fight crime by seranading the bad guys with wild polka renditions of "Who Let the Dogs Out" and "The Macarena", until they give up!

Next: Apollo 13

[Parrothead]

Apollo 13: The Neverending Story

Managing to return safely, the crew find they are not on Earth, but in Fantasia, where they must quiet an aged post-punk romantic singer, known mostly for one song. They go on a trek in search of the soundtrack composer...

Next: The Great Escape

[Omicron Persei 8]

Ignore...Apollo 14

What comes after 13? 14 the most dreaded number in human history!

Could they pick out the summit of Cone Crater? Did the ALSEP deploy as expected? Neal Patrick Harris plays Stuart A. Roosa in...

Apollo 14

The Great Escape...from Club Med!

The crew is back! And this time they have to escape the evil cluches of their fitness instructor! Witness the zanny plot they attempt to take back snack time...and warm our hearts!



Next: 12 Monkeys

Edit: Man! First I botch up the game now I'm out of sync!

[Roy Batty]

12 Monkeys...

... on a battered typewriter come up with a great script for Hamlet II starring Bruce Willis, as he travels back in the thread's history to find... all of Denmark dead!!

Next: Blade Runner

[Matherly]

Blade Runner II: Electric Sheep Boogaloo

After Decker learns he is a replicant, he leads an army of electric animals on a path of revenge and freedom.

Thelma and Louise

[Lord Jubjub]

Daryl and Jimmy

The male side decides they were the cause of Thelma's and Louise's deaths and get to together to remember their lives.

War of the Worlds

[Omicron Persei 8]

War of the Worlds War II

The aliens try again....with the exact...same...results!

A Streetcar Named Desire

[Moose]

A Streetcar Named Desire

A Subway Named Nihilism

Having been ripped off repeatedly by Nigerian "royalty", and having contracted a persistent STD from kissing the paperboy... once... on the mouth, Blanche becomes so jaded and embittered that she is no longer willing to depend on the kindness of strangers. She spends the rest of the movie yelling at kids to get off her lawn. Then she dies.


The Green Mile

[antoniseb]

Going the Extra Green Mile

Paul Edgecomb [Tom Hanks] & Mr. Jingles are desperate to die, but can't do it until they perform a miracle of justice, and pass the power to someone. He gets really irritated with the insulting barbs of a nurses assistant and serial murderer [Wanda Sykes], and passes the power to her as she puts too much KCl in his IV drip. Hilarity ensues as she and her landlord [Jim Carey] hit the road for wild morally uplifting hijinx.

Next Up: Memento

[Roving Philosopher]

Memento II: Remember When...

Late in life, Leonard moves into a home for people with short term memory loss. Witness the laughter and heartache as he and other residents sit around and reminisce about the last ten minutes.

Next: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

[Moose]

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka and the Gated Community

The elderly Willy Wonka, now retired, must bring his magic and eccentricity to a planned community of sheltered stodgy retirees and Neighborhood Quality Associations that won't let him paint his condo vivid glossy purples, nor allow "over-short people of color", namely his loyal Oompa-Loompa retainers, to sublet his basement.

Next: Old Yeller

[mid]

Old Yeller: Epsode 1 - Young Yeller

Annoying brat brings home a little puppy, who has yet to be house-trained. With hilarious consequences. Then it's sad. Again. Except with excessive use of CG.

Next:

Until The End Of The World

[Nicolas]

Until the End of the Word

We follow a writer suffering of extreme writer's block, who desparately tries to finish the final word of his best novel ever. This heroic 3 hour epos covers all details of a man who can't write but must in order to save mankind. After all, the whole literate world's next 3 evenings of falling asleep with a good book depend on him.

Next:

Swing Kids

[Donnie B.]

Ragtime Kids: The Previous Generation

We follow the hilarious exploits of a group of attractive but not-so-bright young folks as they find their identities through wild ragtime dancing. See how their children, the Swing Kids, got their start.

Next:

Mystic River

[antoniseb]

Mystic River II - Get Silent Ray

Celeste Boyle has her suspicions about the Savage brothers, but they blame Silent Ray for Dave's murder. Ray team's up with his Cousin Silent Bob and Bob's friend Jay. Together the three of them bumble their way across the country accidentally fixing people's problems as their own plight spirals out of control. Eventually there is a three way confrontation, and an amazing twist.

Next up:

Casino Royale

[Damburger]

Retirement home royale

Now 90, James Bond begins to suspect the nurses of working for S.P.E.C.T.R.E, poisoning his food and sabotaging his wheelchair.

Das Boot

[Nicolas]

Das Tandem

An extremely authentic look into the daily life aboard a tandem bike. In this 6 hour behemoth, the viewer experiences the continuous tension and issues that are always lurking aboard these claustrophobic technological wonders. Controversial as the subject is, the movie manages to steer in between of shock and soap - not in the least due to the finale. A very strong story of honour, strength and lasting friendship, clearly sketching why only the surviving hardened former U-boat crews are up to handling these horses of the 21st Century. Leaders of the armies of the future - today.

Next:

The Never Ending Story

[Omicron Persei 8]

Well It Ended After All

A story as infinite as time itself suddenly ends due to budget cuts brought on by governmental spending caps.

Time Bandits

[Roy Batty]

TB's 2: Width Bandits

Big fellows travel through time & lots of space to challenge the Great Sceptic (warning: may not be 'PC' compatible).

Next: 12 Angry Men

[Damburger]

12 Bored Men

Having been coincidentally all called for duty in the same jury a second time, the characters from the first film discover that shoplifting isn't as interesting as murder.

Next: Red Dawn

[Donnie B.]

Red Dusk

Disillusioned Russian soldiers try to adjust to life in the restored United States when they discover they've been abandoned in place after the fall of the Soviet Union.

Next:

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

[mid]

Sierra Madre 2: The Quest for the Badges

It turns out they did need them, after all.

edit - oh yes, new movie. Casablanca 2: Electric Boogaloo, anyone?