Why didn't someone tell me it's illegal?
Why didn't someone tell me it's illegal?
Isn't there a thread for jokes here?
I'm sure I saw at least one, or was that just me?
Can you believe it? I can't find that thread! How strange is that?
It may have been named by the first joke... did you try hitting control-alt-delete?
Guess what?
Is that the one that hits back?
what?
Did you find it?
Did you not see the joke???
Which joke?
What, did you say? I'm hard of hear... reading
What is this about "herring"?
Do you like Pirate jokes?
Pilate jokes?
Pilot yokes?
Will we crash if the pilot chokes?
Or were we to choke on a lot of pies?
Shouldn't you loosen your tie if you are choking?
I think you're supposed to perform the high-lick manoeuver.
Can we have those pirate jokes for us irate folks?
What's the magic word?
Sassypants?
microsoft keep sending me patches; how did they know I was a pirate?
Nice... could it be your treasure-chest print hot-pants?
They sent me service pack 6; how did they know I was a drunk?
Isn't it obvious?
If it was, would he ask?
Might it be a cry for help?
Do you need help?