Hey, Chainsaw, no offense, man, but I hope that your article is better-written than your posts, because I have a hard time getting through your posts. I also don't understand what you're trying to explain, but that's about equally likely to be a failing on my part, given my shaky understanding of the subject at hand.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"