I was reading Dr. Plait's lambaste of Armageddon again and just for fun drifted over to the Imdb to see what was said in that film's Imdb message board.
Anywhich; I took the liberty of responding to someone who thought there should be a sequel to that piece of...film... and while doing so thought up a fun game we could play: Bad Sequels.
The idea: Ideally; a sequel should in some way enhance the original film. In the case of a Truly Bad Movie; the only way that could happen is for the sequel to be an even worse movie.
I'll start with Armageddon and invent a sequel for it. At the bottom, I'll post another Bad Movie for the next contestant to sequelize. And so on and so on and so on....
Armageddon 2: The Rock's Revenge
After flying harmlessly by Earth; the two sides of the asteroid get caught in the planet's magnetic field. It is an iron asteroid, after all.
Magnetism causes the two parts to curve around and come back to threaten Earth again. This time; the two halves will loop around the Earth in opposite directions and slam together on the flat sides (created by the explosion) in low Earth orbit.
Right over Los Angeles, of course.
Half the Earth's population dies of the Clap.
Next film: the Core