Hacked satellites - do you see the results ?

[cansouth]

1. A private person has hacked several satellites and sends out illegal signals probably all over the world. The signals make people behave physical different than normal.

People use their hands more to touch their faces, cheeks, chins, mouths and their heads in general.


2. Here are some examples of hand movements which have increased in frequency:

The person on the left on the photo and the person on the right on the photo make these kind of hand movements which have increased because of illegal satellite signals:

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel...43/saddam1.jpg

http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1795116_1,00.jpg


http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image..._cchair203.jpg


http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WORLD/me...m1.tues.ap.jpg


http://www.dinepenger.no/images/8925/fus1105.gif


The judge in the trial against Saddam Hussein:
http://www.aptnvideo.net/k1/resource...7844-small.gif


For more pictures you can look here:
http://forums.perspectives.com/forum...34&forum_id=73


3. These kinds of hand movements are not necessarily unnatural, but they appear more often now, because of the illegal satellite signals.

It seems to be that people who relax physically, for example Saddam Hussein and the other accused in the Bagdad trial, react more visibly on the satellite signals which lead to more hand movements to the face.

Also for example politicians which sit in parliaments and listen to speeches, seem to react more visibly on the signals which increase the frequency of these mentioned hand movements.




4. One satellite is enough to cover a large parte of the planet with satellite signals. The person who has hacked satellites, can send much more dangerous signals than he does now. By using satellites, he can probably kill a large part of the population on the earth in a few seconds. To have satellites in space is extremely riscy and dangerous.


5. The person which has hacked satellites, probably uses private equipment to reach the satellites directly. Then the companies, which are technical responsible for the satellites, do not observe the hacking.


6. Normal satellite signals are so large that they do not get into the brains of human beings. But the hacker sends very fine small signals which enter inside peoples brains. These signals then hit nerve systems or functions systems in peoples brains. Then the hacker can make human beings behave different than normal.


7. The illegal satellite signals are so fine (high-resolution) that they enter through the brain cranium and metal.


8. If you observe the increase in the mentioned hand movements, you can report it to:

Interpol
http://www.interpol.net/

The Swedish government
http://www.regeringen.se/

The Norwegian government
http://www.odin.no/

The Spanish government
http://www.la-moncloa.es/default.htm

[Celestial Mechanic]

Pass me the Reynolds Wrap, Margaret, I gotta make me one-a them tinfoil hats.



Oh no! Even my smilie is reacting to illegal satellite signals! AUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!

[Hamlet]

I have noticed that I've been stroking my beard more often. It's diabolical I tells you! Darn evil satellites beaming impure thoughts into my brain. Better shot them all down!

[HenrikOlsen]

Nice joke.
It is a joke, right?

[NEOWatcher]

I have noticed that I've been stroking my beard more often. It's diabolical I tells you! Darn evil satellites beaming impure thoughts into my brain. Better shot them all down!

See, when there were so few satellites (when you were about 10 years old) I bet you didn't stroke your beard at all.

[Wolverine]

cansouth, please review and abide by our forum rules. You may not hotlink copyrighted images from websites here.

Is this thread intended to be humorous? It doesn't really belong in the General Science category in either case. Moved.

[Hugh Jass]

Are you sure this is being done soley by private companies? I was going to contact the CIA as well as interpol about the increase I've noticed, however I assume contacting the CIA may not be the best plan as they certainly have a hand in this.

[Lance]

Someone should tell Trinity or Traveler that their members are escaping.

[Swift]

<snip>
8. If you observe the increase in the mentioned hand movements, you can report it to:

Interpol
http://www.interpol.net/

The Swedish government
http://www.regeringen.se/

The Norwegian government
http://www.odin.no/

The Spanish government
http://www.la-moncloa.es/default.htm

Why particularly those governments, and not the Swiss government, for example? Are the Swedes particularly know for their work against brain-control hackers?

[Hamlet]

See, when there were so few satellites (when you were about 10 years old) I bet you didn't stroke your beard at all.

Hey, you're right. I didn't have as many impure thoughts then either.

[cansouth]

No, this is not a joke.


A hacker sends satellite signals which penetrate the brain cranium of human beings. Some signals (vibrations) can go through brain craniums.

Indeed MRIs and CAT scan signals do enter through the brain cranium.

http://www.caves.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=5394#5394

The authorities and governments in the world have not discovered the illegal satellite signals yet.
When they find out about it, they will try to stop the hacker.

If you see the effects of the illegal signals, you can report it to the police or government you want. But the accusations and information should be collected and gathered somewhere. Interpol and the governments in Sweden, Norway and Spain know about the accusations and allegations.

[HenrikOlsen]

Shouldn't this silliness be in the "Conspiracy theories" forum?

[farmerjumperdon]

It's probably the work of the turtle bent on World Domination.

[LurchGS]

omg! That explains the big mac in my left hand!

[Van Rijn]

Pass me the Reynolds Wrap, Margaret, I gotta make me one-a them tinfoil hats.

Right. Margaret, I need the tinfoil too.

Oh no! I don't know a Margaret. I'm doooooomed!
Doooomed I say!

[NEOWatcher]

Right. Margaret, I need the tinfoil too.

Oh no! I don't know a Margaret. I'm doooooomed!
Doooomed I say!

No, not the hats. Haven't you heard that they actually make it worse?

[Van Rijn]

No, not the hats. Haven't you heard that they actually make it worse?

Ah, but that's just what they want you to think.

[LurchGS]

and to think, all these years I thought it was Tourette's Syndrome!

[ToSeek]

Shouldn't this silliness be in the "Conspiracy theories" forum?

I'll move it there if the OP presents some actual evidence. Until then, I think it's either a joke or some sort of experiment a graduate student is doing to see if he can actually create a new conspiracy theory.

[JohnW]

The signals are now thought to be increasing, and are expected to peak this weekend. If you observe any of the following symptoms in yourself or others:
- slurred speech
- difficulty walking
- not going to bed at a sensible hour
- ingesting toxins
- singing in an incomprehensible Scottish dialect
please contact the authorities immediately.

The time of greatest risk is believed to be around midnight Saturday.

[LurchGS]

ToSpeak

I'm far more ready to buy off on the joke.. either that, or the grad student didn't study his vic...er... subjects well. The liklihood of starting a new CT in BAUT is vanishingly small, in my estimation.

I'm more inclined to consider the poster a troll - or at least an orc.

[farmerjumperdon]

I'll be on the watch for the listed behaviors, but I believe that from about 9 PM and later on Saturday night I will be experiencing some sort of good-vibes-induced euphoria, accompanied by song, dance and general merriment. It will probably be difficult to detect the same in others. Heeeeyyyyy, . . . wait a minute . . .

The signals are now thought to be increasing, and are expected to peak this weekend. If you observe any of the following symptoms in yourself or others:
- slurred speech
- difficulty walking
- not going to bed at a sensible hour
- ingesting toxins
- singing in an incomprehensible Scottish dialect
please contact the authorities immediately.

The time of greatest risk is believed to be around midnight Saturday.

[Nicolas]

I had just been outside in a winter cold on my bike for half an hour. I went back, put off my coat and woolen sweater, and wanted to turn the metal volume knob of my stereo. I got a very strange sensation in my hand, which pulled itself back. Must have been the hacked satellites.

[paulie jay]

No, this is not a joke.


A hacker sends satellite signals which penetrate the brain cranium of human beings. Some signals (vibrations) can go through brain craniums.


Indeed MRIs and CAT scan signals do enter through the brain cranium.

http://www.caves.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=5394#5394


The authorities and governments in the world have not discovered the illegal satellite signals yet.
When they find out about it, they will try to stop the hacker.

Hmmm... not too many satellites that I can think of of that actually blasted into space with MRI ir CAT scan equipment on board...? I mean, what would be the point? And what's the point of the hand signals anyway?

This was more entertaining when I thought it was a joke...

[Maha Vailo]

I don't see how radiation from a satellite all the way up in space could cause people to fidget more down on Earth. IIRC, the main hazards with non-ionizing raditation such as radio waves is heating and electrocution. Even then, you'd have to be pretty close to the source to get affected.

My guess as to all this increased fidgeting is too much coffee.

- Maha Vailo

[archman]

I know LOTS of people... some of them highly educated, that believe their cell phone signals are beamed directly to/from satellites.

[Nicolas]

and at the same time don't realize their GPS signals are received directly from satellites (I hope I did not feed a CT...)

[Swift]

<snip>
- singing in an incomprehensible Scottish dialect

You mean there are comprehensible Scottish dialects?!?

[Maksutov]

1. A private person has hacked several satellites and sends out illegal signals probably all over the world. The signals make people behave physical different than normal.

People use their hands more to touch their faces, cheeks, chins, mouths and their heads in general.

2. Here are some examples of hand movements which have increased in frequency:

The person on the left on the photo and the person on the right on the photo make these kind of hand movements which have increased because of illegal satellite signals:

3. These kinds of hand movements...

...the satellite signals which lead to more hand movements to the face.

...the signals which increase the frequency of these mentioned hand movements.

...the increase in the mentioned hand movements...

Luckily for some paraplegics, and all quadriplegics, they're immune. Got to hand it to them, there are some advantages to being physically disabled.

BTW, when I read this thread's Title, I thought it was going to be about acquiring satellite TV illegally. That would have been a short thread.

Instead it's a joke thread, whether the OPer is serious or not. Or Yahoo Serious.

[Doodler]

ToSpeak

I'm far more ready to buy off on the joke.. either that, or the grad student didn't study his vic...er... subjects well. The liklihood of starting a new CT in BAUT is vanishingly small, in my estimation.

I'm more inclined to consider the poster a troll - or at least an orc.

Perhaps we're the control group?