Originally Posted by Gillianren
Originally Posted by Gillianren
Man Accused of Lobbing Urine Into Yards
CLIVE, Iowa (AP) - A Nebraska man has been arrested in central Iowa for allegedly delivering some unwanted Christmas gifts. Reno Tobler, 54, was arrested Thursday in Clive after police caught him lobbing urine bottles into backyards.I’m speechless.Tobler told police that it was a longtime hobby of his to deliver the bottles. Police searched his vehicle and found several other urine-filled bottles ready for delivery.
Originally Posted by MrCleanWow, he's still on the loose.Marlon Brando Gill, 23, was charged in a warrant with first-degree felony assault. In a probable cause statement, Blue Springs police said that the 24-year-old victim told an officer that Gill forced a cell phone partly down her throat early Friday.
W.Va. Woman Locked Out of Car by Cat
MORGANTOWN, W.Va. (AP) - Locking yourself out of your car is bad enough, but Jeanna Stewart was even more embarrassed when the culprit was not her, but her cat.Why not Mearth?She said she was mainly concerned about freeing Mork and the other cats, Minday and Alex.
was there a character Mearth on that show?
He was Mork and Mindy's son.Originally Posted by LurchGS
In the fall of 1981 Mork and Mindy were married, and
honeymooned on Ork. Shortly thereafter Mork gave birth,
by ejecting a small egg from his navel. The egg grew
and grew and finally cracked open to reveal their 225
pound son, Mearth (played by Jonathan Winters).
ah- I had the good sense to stop watching before then
Strange Items in Drains: Cannon Shell, Cat
CINCINNATI (AP) - From crime evidence to a Civil War shell, Roto-Rooter plumbers find some strange things in pipes, toilets and sewers. The subsidiary of Cincinnati-based Chemed Corp. surveyed field technicians across North America to compile 2005's most unusual items.
That show jumped the shark so quickly and so thoroughly....Originally Posted by LurchGS
Everything I need to know I learned through Googling.
'Devilish' Jeans a Hot Seller in Sweden
'Dead' Man Turns Up in SwedenSTOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - A punk-rock style, trendy tight fit and affordable price have made Cheap Monday jeans a hot commodity among young Swedes, but what has people talking is the brand's ungodly logo: a skull with a cross turned upside down on its forehead.
Sweden is the theme today.STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - A Swedish man who was assumed dead after disappearing off the Norwegian coast two years ago stunned authorities this week when he showed up at a routine traffic stop in Sweden.
Zurch Insurance fired me for joking around with a coworker, from mine own team!
I've had a weird news headline rattling around my head for the past few weeks:
"Man sues self over twins mix-up."
I don't think it needs a story to go with it.
Oh, and Swift, if you're reading this, may I humbly suggest that you add a syllable to the last line of your limeric.
I suggest that "But her phone bill was way out of sight" would scan better.Originally Posted by Swift
You are right, that is much better. But it is against forum rules to edit postings that would change the meaning or content.Originally Posted by Paul Beardsley
At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)
All moderation in purple - The rules
Another strange story: Cat calls 911 to help owner. (thats what they think anyway).
Rosheisen said his cat, Tommy, must have hit the right buttons to call 911.
"I know it sounds kind of weird," Officer Patrick Daugherty said, unsuccessfully searching for some other explanation.
It's odd how many stories are just like that...I know of at least 15 or more that happened on that "Miracle Pet's" show.
What Usually happens ...Originally Posted by Titana
Is The Cat FREAKS Out, And Hits The Emergency, Speed Dial!!!!
ah, that's an easy one - in many, if not all, communities, a random dialing sequence, or pushing multiple buttons multiple times the call will be directed to the local 911 answering center.Originally Posted by Titana
Of course, this does beg the question: why was the cat playing with the phone n the first place? Is this unusual in that household?
Yes true, not only that but sometimes when the phone is left of the hook for a certain time an emergency line comes in automatically.
Originally Posted by Titana
My line used to just go dead, when I would take it off the hook. Now, it keeps this irritating beep, beep, etc... It's like "they" don't want you to take the phone off the hook.
Well i dont actually remember if an emergency line comes in or the operator. But i do remember that when one of my phones were left off the hook it would start with that annoying beeping noise and then some line would come in automatically and someone would ask if you need assistance.
I think I know what you mean, it's like a recording of some kind. I just shut the ringers off now.Originally Posted by Titana
Two headed snake for sale !! 150,000 !!!
ST. LOUIS - For sale: One snake. Albino. Has two heads. Asking $150,000 or best offer. The World Aquarium in St. Louis has been home to We, a one-of-a-kind two-headed albino rat snake, since 1999. President Leonard Sonnenschein has decided to sell the reptile, and bidding on eBay will start at $150,000.
OMG...Seriously, you guys are going to love this one...
JERUSALEM - Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.
In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.
I wonder what will be next. Maybe people getting married to horses elephants...
I hope they are not planning on having children.....
OMG thats hilarious, I swallowed my gum when I read that...My last piece too..Originally Posted by Titana
5,487,548,893,278,549.3 funny points for Titana.
!Man sets himself on fire in courtroom!
SEOUL (Reuters) - A South Korean man was in critical condition after setting himself on fire Wednesday in a courtroom where he was sentenced to a $300 fine for disturbing the peace, a court official and an emergency room physician said.
Just for a $300 fine?..
Douglas Adams would have loved this.Originally Posted by Dragon Star
Should I ask?
Judge Clears Md. Man Accused of Mooning
Building Owners Find Hidden Second StoryROCKVILLE, Md. (AP) - A Montgomery County judge ruled Tuesday that the act of mooning is not illegal in Maryland, clearing a man accused of indecent exposure after showing his buttocks to a neighbor during an argument.What?EVANSVILLE, Ind. (AP) - A couple touring an old office building they hoped to buy made a shocking find _ the structure's second story had been sealed off from the world for some 70 years.
Cat OK After Traveling 70 Miles Under SUV
I want her!VOORHEES, N.J. (AP) - Curiosity didn't kill one cat on a wild ride on the New Jersey Turnpike. The kitten, now known, for obvious reasons, as Miracle, hitchhiked a ride on the underbelly of a sport utility vehicle just before Christmas.
The gray and white feline traveled some 70 miles under the vehicle as it whizzed along the Turnpike on Dec. 23.
"I'm just amazed that the cat didn't fall off or get blown off," Karen Dixon-Aquino, director of the Animal Welfare Association in Voorhees, told the Courier-Post of Cherry Hill for Tuesday's newspapers.
The association is caring for the furry hitchhiker and plans to put him up for adoption.