That's horrifying. And her fiancé may think fat is sexy, but I assume he's going to hit a limit at some point. Or break up with her for other reasons, leaving her alone and too fat to do anything. When I think about how much waste that is!
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"