I didn't watch one of the History Channel yesterday about the "Alaskan Bermuda Triangle," or some such hideously phrased "anomaly." I looked at my boyfriend, and said, "Gee, why would planes disappear mysteriously in Alaska? It couldn't possibly have anything to do with bad weather, could it?" (He just rolled his eyes, not being terribly into debunking.)
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"