Air of mystery? Why would I want that? It should be no worse for a woman to age than a man. I am 28. I will turn 29 in just under two months. (BAUTers in Washington state or willing to make a trip are invited to my birthday party! It'll be Discworld-themed.) While, yes, my body's deteriorating (faster than average, too), I like to think that my brain is improving enough to make up for it.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"