From the Big McBible
Book of Franchise, chapter 3 vv 1-8
And that night, the Moon did swim into view, full and round, like unto a perfect bread bun
I saw a knife from heaven descend, and down from the skies came a great blade
And a voice cried out, saying, Behold the way of the burger!
The knife cut through the Moon and it was in two pieces sundered, and they flew apart
And the parts were far apart and many good and tasty things did appear between
And all in an instant the parts were brought together, and once more the Moon was one.
The scales fell from my eyes and my sight was cloudy no more
I saw the way of the burger plain before me, laid out in the brightness of the heavens