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    I wrote the following response to a URL that was posted to the ApolloHoax Yahoo mailing list.

    The URL is http://www.moontruth.com/

    Amusing, and almost certain staged -- by which I mean, staged in order to appear to be a "blooper" from the Apollo 11 EVA. I believe this was shot recently, by the conspiracy theorists themselves, or perhaps as a prank.

    Let's examine the author's claims.

    "The attention to detail is staggering."

    No, not to anyone who has studied Apollo equipment and video footage. In the first one or two seconds the astute viewer should notice the first blunder -- the camera is hand-held! It was well published that the television camera for Apollo 11 would be mounted on the MESA (equipment pallet). The real Apollo 11 footage is rock-solid, as such a mount would suggest. Why would a NASA conspirator make such an obvious mistake?

    Second, the suit in question is not inflated.

    Third, the swinging light boom falls on cue, right in the most historically significant portion of the script. That the boom would fall *at all* is surprising. Riggers are much more careful than that. (They're liable if their equipment falls and hurts someone.) They're *entire job* is to secure lighting assemblies and other structures against just such a failure.

    Fourth, the astronaut reacts strangely. If we are to believe this clip, something happened on the set that was not expected. People react reflexively to the unexpected. The actor playing the astronaut doesn't whirl around to see what happened to his key light -- i.e., to see if it's about to fall on him. He leisurely turns around as if he knew the light was going to fall all along.

    Fifth, the astronaut's drop to the surface is clearly in full earth gravity. The legitimate Apollo 11 footage has drops consistent with 1/6 G. Two grips rush in to help lift the astronaut back up to the ladder, implying it would be difficult or impossible for him to do it on his own. However, in the legitimate Apollo 11 footage we see both Armstrong and Aldrin leap almost effortlessly back up to the lowest rung of the ladder.

    Sixth, the lighting design on the boom is clearly inconsistent with the lighting inferred from the video, film, and Hasselblad photography. The lighting rig in question would have cast three separate shadows and produced three distinct gradations of shade. This would have been apparent in the legitimate films and video, whereas the legitimate record is unquestionably lit using a single, very distant, point light source.

    Seventh, the framing and camera angle is wrong. The horizon was slanted in the legitimate Apollo 11 footage because of the angle of the camera mount on the MESA. The camera itself was tilted to one side. And so the astronauts in that footage appear slanted, consistent with the horizon. In this footage the astronaut stands upright (relative to the frame), and so do the grips and production assistants that run into the frame. And the lighting boom becomes plumb parallel to the frame. The horizon is slanted in this footage because the set piece is built slanted. Clearly the producers of this video didn't understand what they were seeing in the legitimate Apollo 11 footage.

    "The intention is clearly to fool viewers into believing that it is genuine."

    Correct, but not as the author suggests. I believe the intent is to fool viewers into believing they're seeing actual "behind the scenes" footage of faking the Apollo landings, when in fact they're seeing something manufactured as a prank, or by conspiracy theorists themselves.

    "But we do know that the original non-digital footage was destroyed ..."

    How unfortunate. Now we must take the conspiracy theorists' word for it that this footage is genuine. Does this sound familiar? The standard pattern for conspiracy theorists is to make farfetched, astounding claims and then to give farfetched, outlandish excuses for why their evidence cannot be verified by third parties. Yet strangely these are the same people who say we must question everything and not take things for granted, or trust people who say they're telling the truth. Conspiracy theorists argue for more disclosure and better accountability in their leaders, yet they are the worst offenders when it comes to providing that same level of accountability themselves.

    " ... certain (dangerous) people are very angry that this clip has leaked."

    Cloak and dagger: the hallmark of a successful conspiracy theory. The most common excuse given why evidence cannot be verified or corroborated is that the publishers would be in very grave danger if they revealed their sources. Of course the danger is pure presupposition -- entirely circular. This footage is presented as an attempt to argue that the moon landings were hoaxed. The presupposition of danger rests on that proposition being assumed true -- consummate begging of the question.

    The question now is why the "dangerous" source of this material allows it to be viewed by anyone on the Internet, downloaded, and passed around for free. Why hasn't the author met with an unfortunate accident? Why hasn't the web server been hacked or sabotaged? Clearly the real owner of this video clip wants it spread far and wide.

    This is a classic conspiracy argument. The opponents to the conspiracy theory are always characterized as "dangerous" and subversive when it serves as an excuse for why more information can't be disclosed, or actual people interviewed and questioned. But apparently these all-powerful forces are completely inept when it comes to keeping self-proclaimed whistle-blowers from publishing books and videos containing the allegedly damning evidence.

    "Our source is well placed to vouch for the authenticity of the footage ..."

    Forgive us if we don't take your word for it. If we can't know the name of the source and his connection to those who produced the video, we cannot judge its authenticity. And given the extraordinary implications of the video, we cannot simply assume it to be genuine. The unwillingness of a proponent to reveal his source artificially creates an ambiguity -- a vacuum of information which works, in this case, in the conspiracist's favor.

    It's always the case that the climate is just lenient enough to allow the conspiracy theorist to publish "damning" evidence -- and even charge money for it -- but so restrictive that the sources can't be revealed to third parties.

    "[The source] had links with the makers of 2 recent documentaries, one for the BBC and one for CNN about the moonlanding conspiracies."

    So far the only "documentaries" produced on the subject have been attempts at preaching the conspiracy theory. So it appears this author is saying his source for the video is (fanfare, please) ... the conspiracy theorists.

    Am I the only one who finds it suspicious that this one-of-a-kind, too-good-to-be-true evidence can be traced no farther back than people who have a financial vested interest in promulgating the hoax theory, and who happen to have access to video production facilities? Doesn't that say an awful lot about where this mysterious footage probably originated?

    "We cannot possibly reveal his identity, and probably never will be able to."

    Of course not. That would allow us to question him and draw our own conclusions about his credibility. The author clearly wants us simply to accept his claims without question. We've already dealt with the fallacy of anonymous authority above.

    "The footage has been buried for over 30 years."

    There's no evidence of that. It's either been known -- at least to somebody -- for at least 30 years, or it's been discovered recently and therefore we don't know just how old it is.

    "All the original stock, except this cut, was destroyed."

    There's no evidence that any other similar footage exists, much less what its disposition may be. The author is very good at spinning a tale, but not very good at providing evidence to back up the claim. All he has is a few seconds of video, and a nice story to tell about it.

    "We ... approached almost every large TV network owner to sell the rights. Without exception they were interested and offered to buy it. ... Then, also without exception they changed their minds and started to try to find out who we were. At that point we stopped dealing with them."

    Two words: "Alien Autopsy". Remember when Fox aired their shocking footage? It took the world by storm and was cited as irrefutable evidence of alien visitation. Then the sky fell. The pranksters who produced it owned up to it and showed how they did it. Fox had bought a huge white elephant, bought into it, and suffered the consequences. Not that Fox cares too much about whether the stuff it airs is strictly true, but other networks do.

    Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof. People who are going to put their credibility on the line -- not to mention their financial success -- by airing a controversial video want to know they're making a reasonably good investment. They aren't going to air a few seconds of video that implies Apollo was faked, and then have a bunch of college students from Wisconsin admit they made the whole thing up. It's perfectly legitimate to want to know who's selling the video and where it came from before signing the check and agreeing to air it.

    "It was made in 1965, judging by the camera it was shot on - an Ikegami Tube Camera."

    That's an unsupported inference.

    We'll take the author's word on the camera that was used. It is obviously a vidicon-based camera, judging from the smearing that the swinging light boom leaves behind. But vidicon cameras were manufactured well into the 1980s and widely available. I'd like to know how the author was able to determine the precise model and date of the camera just by looking at the video that was produced. There's no reason to conclude the footage was shot in 1965. It might just as easily have been shot last week with a camera made in 1965. Vidicon-based video cameras in good working condition are not hard to come by.

    The willingness of the author to jump to an unsupported conclusion makes it less likely we can trust him to interpret other elements of evidence that pertain to this claim. And remember, we can't interview the participants ourselves, or see any of the evidence that establishes the video's authenticity. We're limited to taking the author's word for it, and our author seems to like overextending his evidence.

    "We have evidence that the footage was shot outside the US - possibly in Europe, by a foreign crew."

    Where is this evidence? The pile of evidence this author claims to have, compared to the evidence he is willing to produce, is astounding. Why does the author conclude it's being shot by a European crew? The voices in the video are speaking colloquial American English.

    Besides, let's accept for the sake of argument that this film was shot in Europe back in 1965 with the intent of passing it off as Apollo 11 EVA footage. Remember, the political aim of the Apollo program was to prove America's technical prowess to the world. If you're going to shoot a pro-USA hoax video, it's best not to do it in another country, using a foreign crew. What assurances do you have that they'll be loyal to your cause? The story presented here just isn't plausible.

    "They [NASA] have refused to comment."

    Which is the standard procedure for NASA regarding claims of this type. There is simply nothing here to address. The strength of the author's claim relies upon his being able to prove all the things he says about this video, and to show it's not a recent forgery, as is likely the case.

    "But we have recently heard that they are stepping up efforts on a huge PR campaign to convince us all that the Apollo moonlandings all took place."

    Now the author can't make up his mind. At first it's suspicious that NASA hasn't responded. Now it's suspicious that NASA is making a substantive response. There's the standard tautological reasoning that precludes a meaningful test of the hypothesis. If NASA says nothing, they're hiding something. If NASA says something, it's to hide something.

    And to be more accurate, the (now aborted) campaign was not to assure us that Apollo succeeded, but to point out that the counterarguments -- that NASA faked it all -- lack appropriate scientific and logical grounding. That's not exactly the same thing.

    In conclusion, we're presented with a video that has all the indications of something prepared by someone who didn't know a whole lot about Apollo video, and linked back to the conspiracy theorists themselves. It's riddled with errors and, frankly, just too conveniently good to be true. And the accompanying discussion is the same old story we've been told for 25 years: I can't given you any evidence in support of my claims, but I assure you they're true.

    JRKeller also wrote a response which added several very good points. I'm not violating copyright by posting my review here, but I would be by posting his so I'll let him decide whether to cross-post, summarize, or whatever.

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    I just saw the video!! HAHAHA!!! [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img] I mean come on!!!! That was bad even for a prank. Plus, is the guy in the space suit wearing sneakers? It looks like white sneakers to me, but the film is too small to really know for sure.

    Also underneath the lander and to the left of the ladder you clearly see a spotlight. It might be me, but any real govt. made video will cover this up.



    Really good responses Jay!!!

    P.S. what is the link where the two of you posted your responses? I would like to read other responses to it.
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    Edited to add the lgihting error.
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    I'll steal a bit of Mr. Keller's thunder. He notes, among other things, that the font in the title is inconsistent with that used in the 1960s, and further that the titles were added by the television stations -- not by NASA.

    I added that the font is also anti-aliased, which was not a feature of the early video toasters. This suggests it was added with modern software techniques, i.e., Photoshop. But it's clearly intended to be part of the "original" so the author must answer for how his 1965 video contains modernly rendered text.

    Further, the text is not monospaced, as was the requirement in the early video toasters. It's proportionally-spaced, centered text. It was clearly added with a software tool.

    There is no doubt in my mind that this video clip is a modern production, perhaps using an older vidicon camera. Clearly a lot of thought and effort went into it, but not nearly enough to have it passed off as a "genuine fake".

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    It is my recollection that the "LIVE FROM THE SURFACE OF THE MOON" tagline was added by the TV stations and not NASA. The TV stations
    got the same live feed as NASA did. In other words, the saved NASA tape would not have "LIVE FROM THE SURFACE OF THE MOON" on it.

    The graphics/font for the "LIVE FROM THE SURFACE OF THE MOON" tagline seems much more advanced that what was available in the 60's.

    Neil Armstrong has stated several times that he did or at least wanted to say, "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind" I've heard it said that he did say the "a" but it's lost in the noise of the transmission. Why would you practice it with poor English?

    The lamps that fall down look like your standard hardware store type. If you are trying to fool the world, you would use lamps that producea solar spectrum.

    Why would all those people come on to the set? Now there is a possibility that someone's foot prints would be visible.

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    All the other evidence aside, it's just too ridiculously convenient that the blooper happens during the only widely recognizable seconds of apollo 11, even the whole apollo program and perhaps all of NASA. "One small step..." is roughly equivalent to "For God so loved the world..." when considering the layman's knowledge of the respective sources. For the majority of people, this one sentence probably sums up their entire knowledge of the apollo missions. What are the odds that such an obvious blunder would happen at just the right moment and be the only piece of damning film evidence to survive a 30 year cover-up? It's the HB lottery, chance favors the Hb and hates the scientist.

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    If you're interested, you can compare it with this actual clip of Aldrin stepping on the Moon.

    http://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/Hi...1v_1094228.mpg

    Cheers.

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    Now that i have seen the actual video i take back my whole spotlight under the lander thing. It is in the video too. By the way what it it? It is the sun or some spotlight on the lander (i'm talking about the real video)?

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    I saw this yesterday I think. I realized right away that the camera looks to be hand held. However, Jay, isn't the footage we see now from people who taped off the big screen? The real footage is a bit jumpy too.

    Also, Armstrong stood on the footpad of the LM for a few moments before actually saying his line and stepping off. In the video, the actor jumps right from the ladder to the surface while saying the line.

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    On 2002-11-15 00:34, The Bad Astronomer Also, Armstrong stood on the footpad of the LM for a few moments before actually saying his line and stepping off.
    Well, sure, that was the second take.

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    And here's the actual Armstrong footage from the ALSJ, in two different formats.

    http://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/Hi...1v_1092338.mpg
    http://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/Hi...1.v1092338.mov

    There are several more versions of it as well on the ALSJ page:
    http://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/Hi...eo11.html#Step

    It's quite different from the hoax version.

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    I've heard that when Armstrong didn't say 'a man' in his famous line, it was due to his nervousness. Heck I'd be that nervous too!

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    Excellent point about the catch where 'Armstrong' says his lines as soon as he jumps off ladder -- clear proof it's not only a fraud, but a STUPID fraud.

    Here's what I wrote for Wall Street Journal in 1994:

    Apollo-11 TV Documentary Misrepresentations

    James Oberg // submitted manuscript // July 31, 1994
    Published in Aug 8, 1994, Wall Street Journal


    The recent blizzard of Apollo-11 anniversary programs was a fine tribute to that historical achievement of the American space program. The events of a quarter century ago came back to life in the dramatic portrayal seen on millions of television screens. But at the same time, many of the programs also displayed the sloppy errors, distortions and revisionist dramatizations which have come to characterize much of television journalism.

    ......

    The serious distortions of space history which characterized many -- but by no means all -- of the anniversary documentaries went beyond this allowable flexibility, and include outright historical falsifications such as the following:

    To compress events, Neil Armstrong's comments about making "One small step" have often been matched with video of him dropping down from the Lunar Module ladder. Actually, he landed on one of the vehicle's footpads, made several comments, jumped back up on the ladder to make sure he could, jumped down a second time, discussed his impressions of his surroundings, and only after that did he make the "small step" onto the moondust. So the rearranged video completely misrepresents what he meant by "one small step". ....

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    The domain name is owned by a company that does "viral" advertising, i.e., makes video clips that people will want to pass on to their friends via the Internet. Think they were practicing or having fun?
    Everything I need to know I learned through Googling.

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    On 2002-11-15 08:47, JimO wrote:

    To compress events, Neil Armstrong's comments about making "One small step" have often been matched with video of him dropping down from the Lunar Module ladder. Actually, he landed on one of the vehicle's footpads, made several comments, jumped back up on the ladder to make sure he could, jumped down a second time, discussed his impressions of his surroundings, and only after that did he make the "small step" onto the moondust. So the rearranged video completely misrepresents what he meant by "one small step". ....
    I'm glad that someone with some pull is as ticked off about this as I am.

    Getting back to the original website, it also says that Armstrong walked on the Moon at 4.17 pm. That's wrong: the Moon LANDING was around that time. Neil didn't step onto the Moon until 10:56 PM EDT (which I remember in part because it was well after my bedtime, but I got to stay up late to watch it).

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    Another nail in the coffin -- the
    http://www.moonlanding.com (or something)
    on the image.

    Duh, the Internet wasn't even invented
    until Al Gore was in power... well,
    at least, the world wide web appeared
    in the late 1980's.

    In the early 1970's there was the Arpanet
    (which in fact I helped test while I was
    on the faculty of the DoD Computer
    Institute in the Washington Navy Yard)
    and, no, there was no 'www' URL scheme.

    Let's not get too spun up -- this is somebody's idea of a prank, and I suspect the joke is going to be on the HB's when they embrace it as 'leaked secrets'.

    How much do you suppose it cost to shoot?


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    Can somebody capture a frame off the video showing the subtitled captions, and also a frame of the lights hitting the guy? Can you email jpgs to me at joberg@houston.rr.com, no hurry but let's get them while the site is still up.


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    Here are the screen captures:





    I took a screen capture of before the light falling and one as the light fell, and two of the astronaught's reaction to it. (Numbered in order and showed in order also) Then i used photoshop to crop them to a smaller size.

    I apologize to people with modems, if it is a problem e-mail me or leave a message on this post and i will take them down and leave links instead. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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    On 2002-11-15 13:09, JimO wrote:

    Another nail in the coffin -- the
    http://www.moonlanding.com (or something)
    on the image.

    Duh, the Internet wasn't even invented
    until Al Gore was in power... well,
    at least, the world wide web appeared
    in the late 1980's.
    I would assume that they'd say that they added the URL to the video so that someone else couldn't bootleg it and get credit for it. It obviously wouldn't be part of the original video.

    FYI, the first website went online in November 1990.

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    Like most of you, I've got Neil Armstrongs "One small step..." quote burned into my brain. That does not sound at all like Neil Armstrongs voice.


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    Here are the links to more (i'll be nice to you modem people [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

    They mostly show the crew going for the lights.

    http://plaza.ufl.edu/sandler/images/moonfake5.jpg
    http://plaza.ufl.edu/sandler/images/moonfake6.jpg
    http://plaza.ufl.edu/sandler/images/moonfake7.jpg
    http://plaza.ufl.edu/sandler/images/moonfake8.jpg
    http://plaza.ufl.edu/sandler/images/moonfake9.jpg

    Enjoy!!!

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    Another nail in the coffin -- the
    http://www.moonlanding.com (or something)
    on the image.


    That can be legitimately dismissed as not part of the original footage. The viewer may be expected to understand that. It's not too different from seeing the History Channel logo in the lower-right corner of some archive Apollo footage. The History Channel didn't originate the footage, but they want you to know who's responsible for bringing it to you.

    The "Live from the surface of the moon" title is clearly intended to be part of the original allegedly shot in 1965. That's what millions of people saw on their television screens while watching the first footsteps on the moon.

    Let's not get too spun up -- this is somebody's idea of a prank, and I suspect the joke is going to be on the HB's when they embrace it as 'leaked secrets'.

    I agree. Clearly it's a modern invention, and the sheer fun of it is a suitable reason in my book. I quite love elaborate pranks.

    How much do you suppose it cost to shoot?

    The biggest cost in my estimation would be the construction of the set (ladder, landscape, etc.) and the rental of the space suit costume. The vintage camera is likely something that someone had sitting around. The talent could be convinced to work for free. It's not clear it's being shot in a formal studio -- it could simply be the dark corner of a warehouse. There are several places around my place of employment, for example, that would work. Post-production can be done on software-based systems that are easily obtained.

    Because of my connections in the entertainment industry, I could probably produce this video for as cheaply as $500.

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    On 2002-11-15 16:46, JayUtah wrote:

    Because of my connections in the entertainment industry, I could probably produce this video for as cheaply as $500.
    Lookout Jay, HBs will interpret this to mean that you DID produce this clip, for the purpose of embarassing them...

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    Another thing about the 'One Small Step' misquote/missynced (is that a word) sound/video. Pete Conrad didn't help when he said as he jumped off the ladder 'That may have been a small one for Neil, but is was a long one for me!'. As rightly pointed out, Armstrong was only stepping off the footpad when he said his bit, hardly even a step. Conrad was jumping off the ladder. I say blame Pete Conrad. Still, it was a funny moment, part of a $500 bet I believe.

    Another shortcoming of the fake clip is the reflections in the visor. This is something the HB's are always wetting themselves over, yet in the origional footage, the visor is dark. In this footage, it has a highlight, like it's being lit by a spotlight. Hmm.

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    Did anyone notice the angle of the ladder in the fake footage? They did'nt even get that right.

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    On 2002-11-15 16:46, JayUtah wrote:

    The biggest cost in my estimation would be the construction of the set (ladder, landscape, etc.) and the rental of the space suit costume. The vintage camera is likely something that someone had sitting around. The talent could be convinced to work for free. It's not clear it's being shot in a formal studio -- it could simply be the dark corner of a warehouse. There are several places around my place of employment, for example, that would work. Post-production can be done on software-based systems that are easily obtained.

    Because of my connections in the entertainment industry, I could probably produce this video for as cheaply as $500.
    I have an old 3 tube Panasonic 777 video camera, 3/4" deck and the lights and studio...care to drop by some day Jay?

    Craig

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    Can I come too? But only if I get to drive the rover at double speed over the magic dust.

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    On 2002-11-15 20:45, johnwitts wrote:
    Can I come too? But only if I get to drive the rover at double speed over the magic dust.
    My studio is not quite that big...perhaps we can do it in 1/4 scale and put you into the shrinking machine....

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    My studio is not quite that big...perhaps we can do it in 1/4 scale and put you into the shrinking machine....
    Wow, you have a shrinking machine? Can I come over too? 'Cuz I just have to lose 100 pounds or so, and a shrinking machine sure sounds better than dieting and cutting down my budweiser ration...

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    Wow, you have a shrinking machine?

    Sure. All photographers do. A spin off from NASA. Duh.

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