I've become a hot-weather wimp since the move to Washington ten years ago. it's been in the 80s lately, and I've been dying. according to my mother, it's in the high 90s and higher back in LA.
the thing about stripping is that not only will you eventually strip enough to get arrested, you can't strip any further than that, and you'll still be overheated. just keep adding layers, and you'll be okay in the cold, but you only have so many layers to take off in the heat.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"