I'd have to read that law, and I can't think of much that's more tedious (well, maybe my promised next attempt at LotR), but yes, it sounds like all us parents are already in violation; we're all born individuals combining our cells. how dare we?
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"