
Originally Posted by
Lianachan
I'm surprised Pitch Black isn't among the Bad Movies on the site here, actually. It is pretty bad, scientifically.
<shrug> I happen to like
Pitch Black, but I don't try to pretend it's more than what it was. It was a monster movie with an exotic setting, and as such, it was done pretty well. Vin Diesel makes a good antihero, if that's not an oxymoron. The protagonist is--another oxymoron--nicely flawed. There's weird lighting, a director who understands how to leave the scary off camera (at least at the beginning), and a lot of action. There's even a refreshing lack of Spring Loaded Cats.
But, to
start with, the biology is--er--questionable. We have night every 24 hours, and there is no Earth animal so specialized that it is actively harmed by light. On a planet with that much day . . . forget it. The only thing I can think of is that the creatures weren't native to that world, some sort of gengineered attack beasts, and they were dumped there as some kind of quarantine measure
because the world was so inhospitable to them. Or something. That interpretation is borne out by all those big freaky bones. Presumably, the creatures ate most of the local ecology and were reduced to snacking on eachother when they couldn't get Stranded Space Traveler. If the hoers d'oevres--I'm sorry, I mean Our Heroes--had come along a century or so later, the things would probably have gone extinct.
It's still pretty dodgy. And I have no great grasp of orbital mechanics, but I suspect that the astronomy also bears a strong resemblance to a Hoover.
In a way, the recent
Chronicles of Riddick really irritated me even though I didn't go to see it. There was this pretty watchable monster movie--and they went and tried to pretend it was the Beginning of the Next Great Epic. Stupid. IMO, of course.
Izunya