One of my father's caregivers brought over a gift for my partents' cats -- a cat bed shaped like a pyramid. They love it.
My Mom, remembering the pyramid craze back in the 70's (?) wants some impressive (woo-woo) jargon to tell people what the cats are doing in the pyramid -- you know the stuff, vibrations, karma, cosmic alignment, and the like.
I'm sure I could come up with something from the web, something people actually take seriously, but somehow I suspect my fellow BABBers can come up with something better. Any suggestions?
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.