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This time, the pan it was cooked in is up for sale...
...and at the time of this posting, the high bid was $6100...
"...But then, you know, due to population growth since PT Barnum's day, there is now actually a sucker born every 45 seconds..." -- BoredHugeKrill, on the BABB
#-o
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Who's the Baby Girl behind the pan?
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I want to know who it is that has made a $6,000 bid.Originally Posted by Candy
Who's the Baby Girl behind the pan?
I must have something around here with a face on it.
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I want to know if I can sell myself on Ebay as a religious figure? I have that freaky Jesus hair style that is portrayed in paintings. Often strangers touch my hair without asking me.
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Nah, although it would be nice, you can't sell people on eBay.I want to know if I can sell myself on Ebay as a religious figure? I have that freaky Jesus hair style that is portrayed in paintings. Often strangers touch my hair without asking me.
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Remember the cartoon bit where someone gets smacked in the face with a skillet, and the frying pan just molds itself to said poor shlub's face?
Well, if y'all can guarantee I'll get $6k for it...
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I could sell my hair, though. I'm thinking of cutting 6-8 inches off. :-kNah, although it would be nice, you can't sell people on eBay.I want to know if I can sell myself on Ebay as a religious figure? I have that freaky Jesus hair style that is portrayed in paintings. Often strangers touch my hair without asking me.
[edit - I'd need an agent.]
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"OFFICIAL VIRGIN MARY GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH HOLY PAN"
When in your life did you ever think you would see these words put together in this order?
Frank Zappa comes to mind.
[edited for spelling]
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I often find myself thinking that I must have something worthless in this house that would sell for thousands of dollars if I could just come up with the right marketing scheme. Alas, my sense of honesty would probably get in the way... :-?
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Ah yes, as opposed to all those cheap imitation virgin mary grilled cheese sandwich holy pans. Good thing the distinction was made...
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Got a mirror?I want to know who it is that has made a $6,000 bid.Who's the Baby Girl behind the pan?
I must have something around here with a face on it.
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Yeah, that's right up there with "THE CHROME PLATED MEGAPHONE OF DESTINY"!
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I wonder if i can seel the publishing rights to my babb posts......
Im gonna roll in the the money! mmmuuuahahahahahha...World domination doomsday device here i come!
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A semantics question:
If you manage to raise the funds and buy that world domination doomsday device, and thus become the world dominator, does that mean Rachel is the dominatrix?
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I would be more inclinde to use the 4th grade elementry teacher of world domination. But yah your will work to. :-P
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Did you see the news the other day about the water stained crack under an over pass in Chicago? Looks like the virgin Mary to many. Looks like bigfoot to me.
Candy, I don't think it's you hair theyr'e trying to touch. 8)
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The winning bid was $8,100.
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What I find most amusing is the Golden Palace Casino which bought the grilled cheese sandwich appears in the history. They tried to get it thirty seconds before end of the bidding for $8000 only to be beaten by someone else!
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This is really, truely, sad.....
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What was the original Holy Grilled Cheese Sandwich? (jeez I have a lot of time to spare if I actually manage to care, how sad)
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so, who made this pan 'Official'? :-s
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Anybody stupid enough to spend $1,000's on this bloody deserves to, IMHO.
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next she'll sell the cooker that the pan was on when the "event" occured..
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Jonathan Swift wrote a book all about this many years ago.
Let's see, what was it called? Uh....
Oh yeah...
Gullible's Travels
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Imagine this: The pan is heat warped in such a way that it will reliably turn out grilled cheese virgins. I see a serious marketing opportunity for whomever bought the pan (even if a little airbursh work is needed). It wouldn't do to flood the market with icons though. Also, it's a bit like whiskey (and virgins). They have to be properly aged before you can sell them.
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it's not just your's. I have the same opinion.
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Candy, you don't need to sell yourself as a religious figure. We will all continue to worship you from a far. :wink:I want to know if I can sell myself on Ebay as a religious figure? I have that freaky Jesus hair style that is portrayed in paintings. Often strangers touch my hair without asking me.
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Glad to know some folks still like me after recent events.Candy, you don't need to sell yourself as a religious figure. We will all continue to worship you from a far. :wink:I want to know if I can sell myself on Ebay as a religious figure? I have that freaky Jesus hair style that is portrayed in paintings. Often strangers touch my hair without asking me.
I never thought about that.
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I have a grilled cheese with the BA on one side and To Seek on the other, any takers?
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