Life ain't short, it's the longest experience
you'll ever have.
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Life ain't short, it's the longest experience
you'll ever have.
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Sorry, that ain't punny, more philosophical.Originally Posted by Eric Vaxxine
Someone said, 'time ticks by', I second that!
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Father Time has minute handwriting.
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Heart surgeons appreciate a good beat.
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Drummers eat beats.
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Is the bottom falling out of your world?
Take Brooklax, it makes the world fall out of your bottom.
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You have to watch it with these time puns, or I'll clock you! Although, on the face of it, you could wind up sprung, cog you're not in gear.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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You're cuckoo. And don't blame it on your grandfather.
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Evolution, kids.
It's what they don't want you to know.
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Evolution makes some people throw a fit, and go ape.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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But giraffes remain above it all.
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That's a pretty tall order.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Did you Fall into Autum?
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I'd rather Spring into Summer.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Banned
Summer better than otters, the puns I mean.
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It'll beavery hard to prove that.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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I, cant think! of even one pun: can some, one edit my punctuation though. or leave? a comma=ent of course; is what I mean,
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My mouse isn't working, lemming go ferret out the problem. Weasel be right back!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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I've got a hot story that's hillarious!
Sibrel bothered the Human Torch.
The results... well, I said it was a hot story, right?
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Wire we here? To get a charge out of irresistor-ble puns. But I've reached my maximum capacitor.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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I am LED to believe that:
As I am not so young, I will probably diode.
But I solder on.
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Wen eye wasp lane imp o' light, they said bee hive, urine big trouble.
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We are relieved and flushed with success.
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I mustard up some courage and entered the hot-dog eating contest.
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There's mushroom in my fridge, but can't be buttered
to grow food shopping.
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We Oort to be Triton to do more Astronomy puns, lest it Mars our reputation.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Agreed. I can't comet on how long it will last, but if you invite meteor
house it'll be a good star't.
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I Saturn round a while, Phobos six or seven hours, but couldn't think of any. Pleiades help me.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Pleiades help me find my missing daughter, hopes she's not saturn your face
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Her Mars gonna star mooning if she's home after sunrise.
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