The Mars Records

[Rift]

Oh boy...

http://www.themarsrecords.com

I only got as far as the preface myself.
But it contained these jewels:

"During these sessions we came to discover a vast number of astounding things that he had done, and which had been done to him, of which he had been totally unaware. These things included having worked on Mars for the US government, remote viewing, time travel, age recession by 20 years, being given false memories to cover his time on Mars, abductions and other experiences."

And my favorite part-

"After Dr Joseph Puleo wrote a trial publication for Healing Codes for the Biological Apocalypse, an attempt was made on his life. Men in black clothes aimed a lazer gun through his kitchen window, which should have given him a fatal heart attack. However, God looks after his people. At the moment the lazer was fired, Dr Puleo picked up a bottle of olive oil which took enough of the blast to enable him to survive."

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"Ignorance has caused more calamity then malignity" H.G. Wells


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[SeanF]

On 2002-07-16 15:52, Rift wrote:

Men in black clothes aimed a lazer gun through his kitchen window . . .

So, what comes out of that gun, anyway? Light Amplified by the Ztimulated Emission of Radiation? [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[Chip]

On 2002-07-16 15:52, Rift quoted:
"...At the moment the lazer was fired, Dr Puleo picked up a bottle of olive oil which took enough of the blast to enable him to survive."

I always knew olive oil was healthy! Start with olive oil plus garlic and any meal is a success! [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

[Rift]

So, what comes out of that gun, anyway? Light Amplified by the Ztimulated Emission of Radiation? [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Maybe that's why the olive oil worked??? [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]

[Zandermann]

Be careful!

Somewhere there's a jar of lazerized olive oil loose! No telling what it will do

Perhaps grow to gargantuan size, like in those 50s movies?

[nebularain]

On 2002-07-16 22:46, Zandermann wrote:
Be careful!

Somewhere there's a jar of lazerized olive oil loose! No telling what it will do

Perhaps grow to gargantuan size, like in those 50s movies?

I got it! It will join with the Killer Tomatoes, and together they will take out their revenge on Italian restaurants for having been preyed upon all these years. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]

[nebularain]

In reference to my previous post:

Do you see the Killer Tomato here?

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap020712.html

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"All that is gold does not glitter / Not all those who wander are lost..."

(It may take a little imagination to see it.)

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[beskeptical]

On 2002-07-16 23:00, nebularain wrote:
Do you see the Killer Tomato here?

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap020712.html

(It may take a little imagination to see it.)

I see a face!!!! Actually, sort of a round creature with wings, two big round eyes and its mouth is open. Like this guy: [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]