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    Santa gets revenge!

    Man Dressed As Santa Charged With Assault!
    A man dressed as Santa Claus was charged with assault Friday, accused of using a board to strike a 74-year-old woman in the face and head, police said.
    Has Santa been drinking to much egg nog?

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    You know, I think egg nog's gotten a bad rap over the years. It's tasty, harmless stuff, I tells ya!

    It's that nasty rum people keep putting in it.

    Remember: Egg nog doesn't hurt people! Giant 2x4s do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ut
    It's that nasty rum people keep putting in it.

    Remember: Egg nog doesn't hurt people! Giant 2x4s do.
    I kinda like the rum, myself. It's the ratio of rum to eggnog that may encourage taking up giant 2x4s...that and stealing Santa's chocolate! Man, and I thought I was crabby when people take my chocolate.

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    A man dressed as Santa Claus was charged with assault Friday, accused of using a board to strike a 74-year-old woman in the face and head, police said.
    "He knows when you've been bad or good..."

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    Re: Santa gets revenge!

    Quote Originally Posted by Candy
    Has Santa been drinking to much egg nog?
    I have to wonder if someone told him not to go.

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    Elkin Donnie Clarke
    I just noticed his name. No wonder he mad. 8-[

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