Boff1, definition 2
An elderly couple had been dating for some time.. Finally they
decided it was time for marriage.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long
conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the
subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say, I
would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then looking over
his glasses, looked her in the eye casually and asked, "Was that
one or two words?"