An exclamatory, one-word sentence.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
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An exclamatory, one-word sentence.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
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A: Bugs Bunny
Q: What's up, doc?
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A: Chem test my teacher Doc Oc is giving tomorrow.
Q: Why does Rommie have a Spiderman bad guy teaching her chemistry class?
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Q. How long is a piece of string
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A: andromeda: Because he lost his job to a Computer generated Villain.
A: Mickal: As long as the space between two points.
Q: Why were boy bands so popular?
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Because wedding bands have more talent!
What would chairs look like if your knees bent the OTHER way?
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A. Mass hypnosis.
Q. Where'd I put my tin-foil beanie?
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A. You accidentally ate it.
Q. Why a duck?
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A: The chicken hasn't made it across the road yet.
Q: Can Smurfs swim?
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A: Sure, they can smurf the surf.
Q: Why does this thread read like a Rowan and Martin's Laugh In script?
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A. Because most people here haven't seen it yet.
Q. Whoooooo are you? Who who, who who?
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A. No one of consequence
B. Why do you wear that mask?
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A: To hide your ugly face.
Q: Where's my Tab?
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A. above the caps lock
Q. Whats the sound of one hand clapping[/b]
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A. Whoosh
Q. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waste when he's coming out of the shower, but never actually wears pants?
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A: Because he wears pants in the shower and doesn't want you to see.
Q: Why is the sky blue?
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A. Because the ground turned it down for a date.
Q. Moo?
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A: Yes and No...but mostly no.
Q: How many cats do you have to own for you to turn into a obsessed cat lover?
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A: Pie.
Q: What's the difference between desserts and deserts?
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A: One is sandy because it's sand, the other tastes of sand because it was made improperly.
Q: Can ice cream taste sandy?
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A. Only if she lets him.
Q. Did you hear the one about the giraffe and the caveman?
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A. Ouch, that hurts.
Q. But what's the use?
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A: I'll tell you that when you're older, son.
Q: What's that red stuff coming out of kitty's ears?
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A: That's not its ear...
Q: What's your sign?
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A. Stop (or give way)
Q. What colours a mirror
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A: a 3 year old with a box of crayolas
Q: If I had a penny for every sin I've committed, I'd be what?
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A. Sinderella
Q. Why is the sky the limit?
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A. Because the casino is happy to take all your money!
Q. Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Everything I need to know I learned through Googling.
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A: The Elephant Man
Q: Where's Waldo?
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A: Well he's right here of course.
Q: How long is a chinaman and how fat is his wife
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