Stupid Questions

[Humphrey]

I have decided that we do not have enough unlimited threads so i thought i would start another one. But this one is pure fun along the lines of a Question and answer session.

So here are the rules:
All posts are questions and answers (except for the first of course). The person would answer the person above them and then ask his/her own question. The emphasis for each question is to make them silly/stupid, just plain fun basicaly. Ex: What type of Ice Cream does a gorilla prefer? or What color is the hair on a Alien?. The question should have no single answer but able to be answered in multiple ways by the imagination of the next poster.

No need to wait for a reply since there is no correct answer.

So here is an example:
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A: What does the Rabbit say to the fox?
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B: A: Oh crap.....

Whan a turtle suns itself, is it looking to get a even tan?
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A: A: No, but it does have a nasty Bikini tan from spring break.
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You get the idea...

Now lets start:

Why do aliens land in wheat fields?



[usual]

[Wally]

A: They like the way it tickles their undersides!



Q: What color underwear does Superman wear??

[Humphrey]

A: Hot Pink. Its a comfort thing.



If buildings could talk, what would they say?

[kucharek]

A: I feel like a ton of bricks

Q: When a sausage drops into an open grave while strolling, what will it say?

[NASA Fan]

aaaaaarrrrrrrgh help me.



Why is a blanket called a blanket? (Ok I have no imagination for a new question)

(Edited because I was too late for the last post)

[Fram]

Because the rose had already taken 'the rose'.

When will the sun become fashionable again?

[kucharek]

A: When it turned from a tabloid into a newspaper.

Q: What should be my next question?

[Ut]

A: What's this lump on my neck?

Q: Why did the penguin cross the road?

[Normandy6644]

A. There was a wedding, and he was already dressed up.

Q. How many fingers does the imagination have?

[Fram]

One. The finger of the imagination is the middle finger of 'it's MY imagination' and the thumb of ...
TWO. Two fingers. The two fingers of the imagination are the middle finger of 'it's MY imagination' and the thumb of 'good one' and the pinky of ...
THREE. Three. Three fingers. The three fingers of the imagination are ... (ad nauseam)

Q. Why 42?

[Ut]

A: 38 was busy that night.

Q: What's up with Yaks?

[Normandy6644]

A. They talk waaaaaay to much. Always, well, yak-ing.

Q. How does the alphabet sound?

[Fram]

A. Easy

Q. What's next?

[Ut]

A: Ice cream social!

B: What's this thing on my leg?

[Humphrey]

A: A foot

Q: Whats the deal with that guy on campus?

[Normandy6644]

A. I know!! He's always stealing people's toothbrushes! Get a life!

Q. Have you heard the one about the Irishman and the kangaroo?

[SeanF]

A: Yes.

Q: Why is the square of the hypotenuse equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides?

[Moose]

A. 'Cause Pythagoras said so, young man. Go to your room.

Q. [pointing to a couple of the more famous photos of Pete Conrad by Al Bean I've printed and have hanging on my cube wall right now]: Were those taken by your digital camera as well?[*]

[*] Yes, this was actually asked to me by a co-worker about twenty minutes ago. He pled insanity.

[iFire]

Yes, for I are pant.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Ut]

A: He wanted to meet the penguin half way.

Q: Where are my pants?

[Humphrey]

A: You don't want to know. But it deals with a Clown, a Penguin, and a lot of beer.

Q: Why does My finance professor like to punish us so much?

[Ut]

A: He was once bitten by a ravenous raven.

Q: What in the name of sweet merciful crap is that?

[Humphrey]

A: That my friend, is my sister.

Q: :x <---When would you ever use this emoticon?

[Wally]

A: when making a "movement"

Q: why does it hurt to do "this" to myself???

[pghnative]

A: because you're not eating enough fiber

Q: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

[Glom]

A: Depends on the deal between John Prescott and the unions.

Q: What does this red button do?

[frogesque]

KABOOOM

How do you teach mathematics?

[Roving Philosopher]

A: Mathematics cannot be taught. It has far too short of an attention span.

Q: Does this question have an answer?

[Ut]

A: I don't know.

Q: What do you get when you cross a jackalope with a efelant?

[Glom]

A: jackalopefelant obviously!

Q: Did the chicken cross the road using the zebra crossing?