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"Aaaaugh! I didn't sign up for this mission!! I'm terrified of heights!! Aaaauugh!!"
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Caption This! (Camilla, the suborbital rubber chicken)
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"Aaaaugh! I didn't sign up for this mission!! I'm terrified of heights!! Aaaauugh!!"
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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After Roger Clemens guest hosted Svengoolie while on PCP--this is what you can expect--to the moon Alice!
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"Next stop the Moon! Now is it going to be 'one small step for chicken or a chicken'"
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Gee. The sky really isn't falling!!!
problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back (Piet Hein)I cook with wine, and sometime I even add it to the food. (W.C. Fields)
I don't ask stupid questions. I just make stupid statements!!!
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
All truths are simple to understand, once they are found. The challenge is finding them. (attrib. to Galileo)
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Who says chickens can't fly?
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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We'll beat the cows over the Moon yet!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Its one of the lost Star Trek episodes!
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"Before the breathing air is gonnnne...
Before the sun is just a bright spot in the nighttime..."
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The story of an intrepid astronaut hurled far forward through time to a planet populated by humans.
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We have made contact with the leader of the humans. Prepare to meet...the Colonel!Originally Posted by FarmMarsNow
So many bugs, so little time.
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Good one, lol!
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Chickenflight-- the sequel to Chicken Run.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"Oh my God... IT'S FULL OF NUGGETS!"
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"They should have sent a pullet."
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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I can see my coop from here!
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In space, no one can hear you squawk.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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I hope the ISS doesn't smack into that egg I just laid...
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"The germ bearing probes are away, by this time next week it will all be mine!"
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Don't let them cancel Firefry.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Mike A:"Oh my God... IT'S FULL OF NUGGETS!"
"OMG! That is NOT the sort of worm hole I'm used to!"
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"Now where, ah say where is that consarn dog?"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Okay, I promise no more practical jokes-- now OPEN THAT DARN AIRLOCK!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Its kinda lonely out here. I wish someone were telling a chicken joke right about now. I'd even volunteer to be the butt of it.
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One small cluck for bird, one giant cluck for birdkind.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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No I am NOT a "turducken", I have an alien parasite growing inside me!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Elton John performing Rocket Man, 1972 (when he was in his feathered costume phase)
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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So, why did the chicken cross interplanetary space?
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Possible Answer #1: To escape. The astronaut had fallen fowl of the human race.So, why did the chicken cross interplanetary space?
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In space, no one can hear you lay an egg.
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"What, no zipper?! I can't lay this egg in ... oh NO!"
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