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Fact #1: Mrs. Potato Head is allergic to celery.
Fact #2: Mrs. Potato Head is a huge fan of Slayer.
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Little known facts about Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head
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Fact #1: Mrs. Potato Head is allergic to celery.
Fact #2: Mrs. Potato Head is a huge fan of Slayer.
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Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Little known true fact:
Back when I was in the first year of Graduate School, my apartment-mates and I decided to throw a party. For reasons that are unclear, 30+ years later, the theme for our party was "Our Friend the Potato". We served vodka, "Spud-weiser", and made about 100 baked potatoes, with fixings (they were all eaten). We really wanted to find a Mr. Potato Head, to be Guest Of Honor and resident demi-god, but were unable to find one at the time. He missed a great party.
We did crown a Miss Potato from among the females at the party. The winner was an easy pick, she wore potato chip earrings to the party. She was awarded a cardboard crown and a scepter (a raw potato on a stick).
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Mrs. enjoys rides in the spud-gun, while Mr. prefers the trebuchet
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He can be sarcastic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzynv0q1gdE
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We don't talk about ms. parsnip...
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He still owes me $10 that I loaned him back in 1992.
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Well, there went my reply...Originally Posted by Buttercup
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He shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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Mr. Potato Head is 1/4 Irish Potato and 1/4 French Fry. His grandfather came over to the USA on a boat in order to escape the Great potato famine.
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He went through a nasty bout of Verticillium wilt back in 06.
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This had me chuckling off and on most of friday night.
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Mrs, Potatohead was no common tater
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Here's an elaboration of that line...http://xkcd.com/206/
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A copycat, he shrewdly upstaged and stole the popularity from a little known actor named mr pumpkin head. Poor mr pumpkin head couldn't even afford to sue.
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He rarely talks about what he did before becoming a star, but rumor has it in his old neighborhood that there was a pimp named "Sweet Potato".
Of course they don't look anything alike now, but with his removable features, who knows...
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Mr. Pumpkinhead later vistited Trubchet, much to his momentary chagrin
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Mrs. Potato head applied for the part of Cleopatra, or I should say for part of Cleopatra. She wanted a better nose.
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And they both went to visit Trebuchet.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Mr. Potato Head believes in UFOs.
Mrs. Potato Head does not.
Oh the quarrels which ensue!
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He decided to put down roots after he met the Mrs. They had so many parts between them that they bought an a.part.ment and got busy sorting.
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They both suffer fom lactophobia, fear of dairy products-- mainly butter and sour cream.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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