An umbrella that uses solar power to open and close itself.
A train with turn signals.
A compartment with a grand piano for the ISS.
As above, so below
A wind-powered fan.
As above, so below
A cymbal tuner
As above, so below
Seedless peanuts.
Guitars that never go out of tune.
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A pedal powered family sedan.
Solfe
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
Porcupine sharpener
An rover deployed to explore... Belgium.
Solfe
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
Spoon shaped chop sticks, so I can fake it better.
A machine to convert dangerous methamphetamines back into useful pseudoephedrine so I can go back to wearing my fishbowl like a space helmet.
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
A waffle flattener for those of us who find it annoying trying to butter the grid.
I've also invented a device for converting lemonade back to lemons. I have a great marketing slogan: "When life gives you lemonade, make lemons!"
The floorless car, for Flintstones fans.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
I'd like cereal that doesn't stay crispy in milk. That way, I wouldn't have to wait for it to get properly soggy with the milk.
bug attractant
Shoes with indicator lights.
Toast that won't burn!
Sleeping pills for cats
A dimmer switch for headlights.
Solfe
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
A dimmer switch for sunlight.![]()
High Temperature Ice Glue
Electric eels powered batteries.
Optional accessories: Grow your own replacements- eel egg pouch, with fish tank.
The solar-powered candle.
Room-temperature subconductor-- the colder you get it, the less electricity it carries.
The macrochip-- a processor designed to fill as much space as possible.
The nuclear-powered Geiger counter.
The Giger counter-- it detects disturbing surrealist art.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Rubber sidewalks, to cut down on suicides.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary