{BEEP! Whiiiir...boing, boing...BEEP! Errrt. BEEP...boing! boing!...whiiiiirr}
Translation: I wish there were pumpkins to hurl on Mars. But I don't want Buttercup to know I said that.
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{BEEP! Whiiiir...boing, boing...BEEP! Errrt. BEEP...boing! boing!...whiiiiirr}
Translation: I wish there were pumpkins to hurl on Mars. But I don't want Buttercup to know I said that.
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Curiosity is working on a poem to send back home.......to the scientists...
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am on Mars, to educate you!
"Rovers are red......".... .Nope...
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"Rovers are Red
Martians are Green
You're all just so jealous
Of the things I've seen!"
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"If you're happy and you know it
clap your......prongs?"
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oooh! Pretty rock! Wish I had pockets...
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' A small roll for [a] rover, a gigantic thrust for robo... w..wha..t.. what are th..hose two idiots doing here!?'
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Ah, you're awake! You've been asleep for nine months and are now on Mars! Forever! Congratulations!
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Are we there yet?
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Heck, another sound byte for the broadcast
thingy. Out of hours surely. Vote for WHO?
They gotta be joking!
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'Water. They want me to find water. What. They are going to sent horses next?' <mumble mumble>
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Should be pay cheque time soon. What with
remote working allowance and hazadous duties
bonus I'll soon have enough for that run around
at Malibu.
wait a minute...
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"I am the only one here with a transmitter... so you will listen to every gosh-darn word I say!"
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
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Thanks, Earthlings. Now I have that Will.I.Am song stuck in my processor.
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
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Those jerks at JPL know I only like Country-Western music.
I wanted to broadcast a Loretta Lynn song...but NO.
Just for that, I'll broadcast back to them that the eyes on The Face have opened up.Or ... hey, I know! Where's that left-on-cutting-room-floor image of a Star Wars monster Lucas didn't like after all? Yeah...heh heh.
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Gotta find something interesting before they forget about me... hmmm these streaked rocks might just fuel about enough debate for a week.
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"Everything around me seems to be designed to match my senses, it fits me perfectly, Wow, this planet must have been made just for me" (in honour of Douglas Adams' conscious puddle)
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"I spy with my little 1600×1200 CCDs..."
"JPL was here."
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
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"I wonder if they'll get mad if I write my name in the dust."
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
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"He's a rockbiter?!?" "No, its not empty. That would be 'Somethin'. No, this...this was nuthin'." "Neverending stoooreeee waooaoo waooaoo waooaoo"
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"I heard that!" "Did you hear that?" "I am sure I heard that" "Did you hear that?" "What?" "No I said that" "Was that you?" "No before, was that you then?" "I heard that"..........
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"R2D2, eat your heart out!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"You'll be the world's foremost expert on Mars" they said. Yes, that I am. On Mars.
"You'll make history" they said. True, but its Martian history.
"You'll never be shelved" they said. Some shelves would be nice.
"You'll be serving your planet" they said. Peel me a gasket!
"Women will love you" they said. Like they loved Lovelock?
"Its your destiny!" they said. How could I refuse after a comment like that?
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Now I'll switch to night vision and pretend I'm hosting a ghost-hunting show... "Did you feel that? I felt something!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Wow that sun really boosts my energy levels, and it comes back regular as a wheel goes round. It must be watching me. What can I do to let sun know how much I appreciate....
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Aaugh! Another human -- sending me NUMBERS!Originally Posted by Swift
Now I'll have electronic nightmares.
How to get my mind on something else??
I know! I'll head to the south pole, watch the dry ice snowflakes.
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Do rovers dream of electric sheep being eaten by wolves?Aaugh! Another human -- sending me NUMBERS!
Now I'll have electronic nightmares.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Does anyone even CARE that I have a stone in my tread???
Maybe that little green guy over there will take it out for me.
problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back (Piet Hein)I cook with wine, and sometime I even add it to the food. (W.C. Fields)
I don't ask stupid questions. I just make stupid statements!!!
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
All truths are simple to understand, once they are found. The challenge is finding them. (attrib. to Galileo)
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I was going to say only if they're electromechanical wolves, but then I thought that the ZZZAP!! would be funnier.
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I wish they would send the last 7 bits...
Solfe
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
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