Command-drive forward. YIPPEE
Command-fire laser. YIPPEE
Command-scoop dirt. YIPPEE
Command-place dirt inside me. bummer.
Command-drive forward. YIPPEE
Command-fire laser. YIPPEE
Command-scoop dirt. YIPPEE
Command-place dirt inside me. bummer.
Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind....
As Curiousity prepares to fire the ChemCam laser: "Reach for the sky you varmin" and when it fires "Bang, bang, psst, psst, got you Black Bart"
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Have you seen this movie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCQw5dcqUaI
(Rover and rock scene from Planet 51)
(English is not my first language, so please excuse any mistakes and unintended ambiguities.)
"Set laser for Flambé"
Solfe
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
Transmitting: Curiosity to Earth. Do you read? over Martians attacking. over Martians with rocks attacking -- fascinating over Studying Martians with laser. over Correction, no life on Mars. over
(LOL!). I'm sorry Earth, I'm afraid I can't do that...
Mmm...these look like big eggs...YEEOWWW
GEDOFF...
The wheels on the rover go round and round
round and round
round and round
The wheels on the rover go round and round
All day long.
I really wish I could blink...
I sure miss Earth's moon.
Phobos and Deimos are boring. No phases, they're so tiny.
*sad electronic sigh*
Oh my builders! There is a creature here!
Big and green! It is making sounds.
Ho Ho Ho.
'This will freak them out, I will go left when they say go right!'
"...stay away from the sound stage wall...stay away from the sound stage wall...stay away from the sound stage wall..."
Hum. Its so big, so big and round. Its name probably has an 'Ow' sound. I think I'll call it 'Ground'! I wonder if it will be friends with me?
"Why? Because I am here."
Solfe
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
Yesterday I stopped to stare,
When NASA wondered what was there.
They made me stop again today.
Oh how I wish they'd go away.
I'm a pebble plucking robot and
I'm always plucking pebbles till
the pebble pluckings done.
Chorus. It's a pebble sucking robot
who is always sucking pebbles till
the pebble suckings done and it
reads our words correctly!
This land is my land,
This land is my land,
Each bright red rock and,
Each grain of sand.
No people here, so
This must be my land.
This land belongs to me, me, me.
"Find a happy place... find a happy place."
Solfe
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
Whoosh with our heat ray! (fires at rock) Whoosh and they're running and dying! Beaten at their own game!
Rollin' rollin' rollin,
though the streams'r stollen,
keep them bogeys rollin rawhide!
Keep moving moving moving
Though their disapproving
Keep them bogies movin rawhide
Don't try tabulate 'em
Just laser, raster, slake'm
Soon we'll be ride'n high and wide
My hearts calculating
My true love will be waiting
Be waiting at the end of my RIDE
(snippet from Rawhide lyrics by Ned Washington)
"Now, off to rescue Candice Flynn."
Solfe
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
"Gosh, I was wanting My Sharona to be the first song transmitted to Earth from another planet. Dang."![]()
Now broadcasting in defiance of JPL: MY SHARONA!!
"Oh.Too late. Well, off to zap another rock. I'll pretend I'm zapping someone at JPL for not letting me transmit My Sharona first. Muh-ha-ha-ha!"
Ahh...another sol and I am full of spirit
and there is plenty of oportunity for work.
URGENT COMMAND. Those words are OFF MESSAGE.
You will just be CURIOUS.
Whad I do? Whad I do?
"Where are the spiders that Ziggy sang about?!
"Marsanomalyresearch.com....anyone?"