I still think banishment to another planet is a harsh sentence for a single case of felicide.
Ok, Mayans! Bring it on!
Diary entry: December 21, 2012
Found a strange device labeled Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator. Pressed the red button.
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
Starcrossed lovers, maybe, but I love you Johnny 5.
Knock Knock.
?..who's there?
Oh come all ye faithful...
ARRRRG..
Mmmm...nice work today.
COMMAND, change computer.
WHAT...listen JPL, why dont you all
sit down, take a stress pill and talk
this over?