Neither my mother nor my older sister has called me in some time. I haven't been on speaking terms with my younger sister since 1995. In fact, I don't know what state my mother is in right now, because she's in the process of moving and I don't know where in that process. She hasn't exactly been forthcoming. You guys really don't want to listen to me talk about my family, I promise.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"