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For those things you just can't hold in any longer.
Baby Oil-
What a disgusting product, we stopped using whale oil years ago. Whenever I bitterly complain about this topic in the grocery store or pharmacy people look at me like I'm the one who's got a problem.
Baby Oil, it's just wrong, Save the Babies!
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Ditto for Girl Scout cookies.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Buffalo wings. The uncontrolled harvesting of buffalo wings over the past two centuries has meant that practically no buffalo currently found in the wild has any. Where huge flocks of buffalo once flew majestically over the western plains, they are now mournfully restricted to terra firma.
This barbaric practice must cease forthwith, so that future generations of buffalo can again grace the skies.
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You don't want to know where Naval jelly comes from...
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Reverse discrimination has gone too far!
We have auntie-deodorants, auntie-ballistic missiles, auntie-lock brakes, auntie-oxidants, etc... it's like aunts get credit for everything in modern society.
When will uncles get their respect!
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Uncle Ben's funeral was held today at noon. The undertaker prepared him in a rather nice pilaf before placing him in a simple pine nut coffin.
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Or buffalo sauce...Originally Posted by LookingSkyward
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I saw an ad the other day for a "Crunchy Nut" cereal. I do not want to know...
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Coca Cola?
Outrageous product name...because there's actually no Coca in this Cola.
Spare a moment also for the canine species....they eat their own in....Dog Biscuits !!!
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Duck tape is just wrong.
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Frog March......???
Pig ignorant......?
Please elaborate...!
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When the Kazakstani Olympic endurance cycle race winner was interviewed, I winced as the
British interviewer started by saying something like...'Of course we are
disappointed that Team GB didn't win, but how do you feel having won?
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The cop pulled me over for throwing trash out my window. I showed him the "Fine for Littering" sign but he still ticketed me.
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I don't know what is worse - tape with an adhesive made from ducks, or the use of duck tape to repair ducks. No good can come from either!
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http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/duckvsduct.html
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I thought that's what you yelled if someone were throwing a video or audio cassette at one's head: "Duck, tape!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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What's a cassette?
For years, my father corrected me every time I called it "duck tape". I took great pleasure in pointing out to him that it was originally called "duck tape".
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Yeah, yeah, get off my lawn, you young whippersnapper...What's a cassette?
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Ah, not that young. I still own many audio and video cassettes. I even still have my first computer, and programs I was writing and saving on cassette tapes when i was ten years old.
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How does one install a 'No littering' sign or a 'No loitering' sign without disobeying it?
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No, Trespassers alowed! - that one got me into trouble
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But there was originally.
By the way... tomato sauce is for putting on tomatoes and pasta sauce is made from pasta.
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I still have my old Amiga 3000, I powered it up the other day just to see if it still worked. The keyboard alone weighs twice as much as my current laptop and the computer itself feels like it's casing is made of sheet metal.
I wish I'd held on to my C-64 too.
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I hate dry plain bread, so I've been searching everywhere for traffic jam but can't find any.
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Try paper jam... and you can drink some 3 hole punch to wash it down
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Yeah, but 3 of them formed that great trio, Man, Hat & Transfer
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Harvesting navel oranges sounds painful.
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Requiring that you give up a ball doesn't seem like an effective cure for double dribbling.
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School buses are an outrageous expense. The schools should be left where they are and the kiddies brought to them in student buses.
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