The dog in the booth next to ours at faire sounds exactly like he is saying, "Ruff! Ruff!" We have privately dubbed him Gaspode, after the talking dog in the Discworld books.
This year, we're exactly across from one of the stages. Most of the shows are pretty good; we've seen Robin Hood and Maid Marian three times a day for four days now. (While they have two different shows, the two shows have most of the same jokes.) We still enjoy them. But three times a day, there's this folk duet who are not very good and have a really bad set list. (Much though I may like Leonard Cohen, "Suzanne" is not appropriate for a ren faire.) Robin was kind of hanging around yesterday before one of his sets; I think they have shows on either side of this group. And the guy said that if Robin wasn't ready, they could do one more song. Robin told them very quickly that, no, he was ready.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"