It is amazing the questions that are none of people's business that they will ask, isn't it? I was talking to friends today about the odd circumstances in which people somehow think it's okay to touch complete strangers, provided those strangers are women. All three of us had had our hair petted by people we didn't know, and of course every pregnant woman has people touching her belly all the time, whether she knows them are not. And of course, people think it's absolutely their business whether you're having kids or not and will ask you nosy questions.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"