I tried buying some new handkerchiefs and was told they were "seasonal," so come back later on.
I tried buying some new handkerchiefs and was told they were "seasonal," so come back later on.
One of my major pet peeves, perhaps beyond the "trivial" point!
When I'm King of the World (KOTW) rushing the season will be prohibited!
No Valentines schlock until February 1. (Except the original flavor Necco conversation hearts, which they'll be require to bring back and sell year-round.)
No Easter stuff until Ash Wednesday.
No Fourth of July stuff until Flag Day (which is in June, your mileage may vary in other parts of my world.)
No Back to School sales until August 1.
No Halloween stuff until October 1.
And above all, no Christmas stuff until Thanksgiving. That's the USA Thanksgiving in November, not the Canadian one in October!
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.
Oh, I don't plan it. I just see things in shops and think, "Oh, that's perfect for so-and-so!" Saves having to deal with the mall in December, and it means that most of my friends get gifts they love instead of tolerate.
Not officially. Partly cloudy is mostly sunny, and partly sunny is mostly cloudy. I have the exact ratios somewhere.
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"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"
The local news has taken to using "a mix of clouds and Sun" to avoid having to be too specific.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
So does that mean the order of increasing cloudiness: sunny/clear, mostly sunny, partly cloudy, partly sunny, mostly cloudy, overcast?
In Seattle, the weather prognosticators just say, "If you don't like the rain where you are, go a couple of miles and the rain will be a little different."
Exactly. Once you know that, the information is a lot more understandable. Though I'm not sure how valuable it is either way.
I've always been a wimp. It's why I moved to Seattle in the first place. Saturday's jaunt through the Central Valley would have been unbearable without air conditioning.
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"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"
It is reversible. My sister went from New England to Florida and acclimated there, then had to re-acquire winter skills when she moved to the Midwest.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
This is really, really trivial but it annoys me to no end. When someone is already eating their food and you ask them to pass you something, only then do they decide that they need to use it first. I get that it's less productive to have them hand it to you, only for you to have to pass it back to them but I can't help it; it just gets under my skin.
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I thought it was more like 80 +...and if it's below 38F, we complain about how frigidly cold it is...It could be worse, we could be living virtually anywhere else in the country and have to experience actual hot/cold weather...
The climate here does seem to 'wussify' people. I'm one of them...though I've heard many a non-native complain about our weather as well.
All the weather stuff reminded me of this one: people who talk about how wildly variable the weather in their location is (especially with that overused "just wait" line), as if that place were particularly notorious for its extreme variability... especially when they're actually in a place that DOESN'T change much. I grew up in Missouri and then lived in Florida for a while and still had to hear people doing this, even there. IN FLORIDA?! The weather there never ever ever ever ever ever changes at all!
Well, to me it sure seemed to change a lot when I went there on vacation one summer. Every day, up and down Florida (Miami, up to Disney and the space center, down through the Keys) it would be sunny one minute, stormy the next. Thunder, lightning, the whole works. Compare that to Sacramento, where an overcast sky is an unusual event in the summer and a sprinkle of rain is almost unheard of. About the only thing that varies substantially in the summer is how much of a Delta breeze we're getting, but even that changes over periods of days or weeks, not minutes. Last year there was great annoyance in Sacramento because we actually had significant rain in June, and for a number of substantial events there had been no provision for that, forcing a lot of cancellations.
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Two memorable days in Halifax.
Memorable because I spent the day sailing.
9am: Downpour.
11am: Not a single cloud to be seen, anywhere.
Noon: Thick fog rolls into harbor.
1pm: Thick fog rolls out. Not a cloud to be seen.
5pm: Downpour.
And that sort of weather variability wasn't especially uncommon for Halifax. The forecasts have been saying "mild, variable cloud, chance of rain" since Confederation.
Memorable because Valentines Day and I'd been missing Halifax and my then gf. February 14th, and 24C all day. For those of you who can't handle base-10 math, that's about 75F. (Every store that sold ice cream or anything remotely ice cream-like had line-ups around the block. My group had gelatto in a variety of pastel colors.)
The Atlantic Provinces have quick weather, but even among Maritimers, Halifax is particularly renowned for it. Not that any of it's especially difficult weather, just wildly unpredictable.
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There are still some local (Florida) weathercasters who think that 95 degrees is a nice day, and a dip down to, say 70, is cause for concern. Why should anyone trust those people?