Higgs Boson

[Jim]

I was going to put this in the Higgs thread, but I don't think the folks there would appreciate it. So...

A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church. The priest stops it at the door.

"We don't allow your kind in here," he says.

"But," says the Higgs, "without me, how can you have mass?"

Ba-dump-bump.

[Swift]

<groan>

[R.A.F.]

Heard that one of the Maddow show just this evening...

[Tensor]

I was going to put this in the Higgs thread, but I don't think the folks there would appreciate it. So...

A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church. The priest stops it at the door.

"We don't allow your kind in here," he says.

"But," says the Higgs, "without me, how can you have mass?"

Ba-dump-bump.

Hey, I would've appreciated it.

[NEOWatcher]

In the same theme, this was in the comics yesterday.

[publiusr]

I think the last episodes of LEXX had a researcher who was searching for the Higgs. Im my mind, the Higgs is an overweight particle sitting on a couch controlling things with a remote.

[Drunk Vegan]

I'm just waiting for the Onion headline... I'm expecting something like "Higgs-Boson, new atomic particle, discovered, physicist fails to impress girl with discovery, begins work on Higgs-Boson bomb."