"I can't believe I just told LaForge to 'look me in the eyes when you address me.'"
"I can't believe I just told LaForge to 'look me in the eyes when you address me.'"
"99...100, ready or not here I come!"
why, oh why didn't we just stay in the sea, when we had the chance??
"Someone did WHAT in the holodeck?? I thought I gave orders about that last time...."
Next, rub hair growth formula into scalp...
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
BAUT is merging with Cosmowho?
Picard's drivers licence photo.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
The Federation is merging with Cosmoquest?
Aaauuugh! Those red letters!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
How can I post my Captain's Log if I can't see my avatar and the date/time field?
Captain's log, our current negotations with Medusa mean we have to take some unusual precautions, but I think we will succeed.
Someone please turn down the glare on the main viewer, I was at Riker's bachelor party last night.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
My god, it's full of bald jokes...
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
"Another intelligent alien species, light years from Earth separated from us by billions of years of evolution...and their native tongue is English. This is giving me a migraine."
This ship is not moving until I know who it was that installed a bidet in my ready room.
Picard: "For the last ime, who ate my lionfish!"
Worf: "Noth be".
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
"Ok, let's see if I've got this straight, we can build FTL starships, transporters, holodecks, and matter converters...but we can't build non-exploding control consoles?"
I'm watching ST(NG) season 3, this screenshot is from Deja Q, and it's the return of Q that's making Picard reacte like this.
Locutus has suffered a catastrophic error and will be shut down.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Whose idea was it to put kids on a military vessel?
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Why does the Universal Translator make me sound British, and everyone else on board sound American?
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
"Ohh gawd... same old photo?"
Cut!!! Sorry people that was awful. Take it one more time from the top and this time be realistic, ok?
"What!...We left the Stardrive section behind Again?"
'Wait a moment, it's coming to me...Lieutenant Worf, you're thinking of a Targ. Ok who's next, Mr. Crusher pick a number between 1 and 6,000."
"Not another one of Riker's jazz concerts..."
"Not tonight Beverly...I have a meegraine"
I thought Romulan Ale was legal now!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
"Pat, your agent just rang. He's got you booked in for another Comic Con this weekend...."
Damn Geordie's suggestion to fix that broken Janome machine. I can't believe I just told him to "Make it sew"!