"I can't believe I just told LaForge to 'look me in the eyes when you address me.'"
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"I can't believe I just told LaForge to 'look me in the eyes when you address me.'"
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"99...100, ready or not here I come!"
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why, oh why didn't we just stay in the sea, when we had the chance??
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"Someone did WHAT in the holodeck?? I thought I gave orders about that last time...."
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Next, rub hair growth formula into scalp...
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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BAUT is merging with Cosmowho?
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Picard's drivers licence photo.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Federation is merging with Cosmoquest?
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Aaauuugh! Those red letters!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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How can I post my Captain's Log if I can't see my avatar and the date/time field?
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Captain's log, our current negotations with Medusa mean we have to take some unusual precautions, but I think we will succeed.
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Someone please turn down the glare on the main viewer, I was at Riker's bachelor party last night.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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My god, it's full of bald jokes...
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"Another intelligent alien species, light years from Earth separated from us by billions of years of evolution...and their native tongue is English. This is giving me a migraine."
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This ship is not moving until I know who it was that installed a bidet in my ready room.
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Picard: "For the last ime, who ate my lionfish!"
Worf: "Noth be".
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"Ok, let's see if I've got this straight, we can build FTL starships, transporters, holodecks, and matter converters...but we can't build non-exploding control consoles?"
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I'm watching ST(NG) season 3, this screenshot is from Deja Q, and it's the return of Q that's making Picard reacte like this.
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Locutus has suffered a catastrophic error and will be shut down.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Whose idea was it to put kids on a military vessel?
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Why does the Universal Translator make me sound British, and everyone else on board sound American?
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"Ohh gawd... same old photo?"
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Cut!!! Sorry people that was awful. Take it one more time from the top and this time be realistic, ok?
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"What!...We left the Stardrive section behind Again?"
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'Wait a moment, it's coming to me...Lieutenant Worf, you're thinking of a Targ. Ok who's next, Mr. Crusher pick a number between 1 and 6,000."
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"Not another one of Riker's jazz concerts..."
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"Not tonight Beverly...I have a meegraine"
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I thought Romulan Ale was legal now!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"Pat, your agent just rang. He's got you booked in for another Comic Con this weekend...."
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Damn Geordie's suggestion to fix that broken Janome machine. I can't believe I just told him to "Make it sew"!
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