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  1. 2012-Jul-06, 11:05 AM #31
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    Thor: Alien comes to Earth, fights other alien.
    Transformers: Aliens come to Earth, fight other aliens.
    Green Lantern: Alien comes to Earth, makes human fight other alien.
    Avengers: Aliens and humans band together, fight other aliens.
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    Men in Black: Sartorially challenged guys look for bug
    Men in Black II: Sartorially challenged guys look for princess
    Men in Black III: Come on, these guys need a new haberdasher.
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    Twilight: Bronze werewolf and fiberglass vampire love her, and they don't like to hurt people any more but she does.
    Snow White & the Huntsman: Magical animals, ravens, trolls and fairies with some dwarves thrown in for good measure.
    Mirror Mirror: Character development of the seven dwarves with boogie music at the end.
    Hugo: If you liked playing Mousetrap, then you will love this movie.
    Red Tails: I was looking for red sails the whole time, because I misread the title. Did not see any tails.
    Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter: Similar to George Washington Cherry Tree Chopper.
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  4. 2012-Jul-07, 10:01 AM #34
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    Bambi; Animals cute, humans bad.

    Snow White; Dwarfs cute, Witches bad.

    Sleeping Beauty; Fairies cute, Dragons bad.

    Jungle Book; American voices cute, British voice bad.
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    Twilight: He's a vampire; she's an idiot.
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  6. 2012-Jul-07, 06:19 PM #36
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    Hunger Games: coal miner's daughter gets out of line.
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  7. 2012-Jul-07, 06:48 PM #37
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    The Ledge: Guy confesses through flashbacks.
    Vantage Point: Movie confuses through flashbacks.
    Saving Private Ryan: G.I.s progresses using flashbangs.
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  8. 2012-Jul-09, 05:01 PM #38
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    Ted: Remember that thing that happened in the 80's?
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  9. 2012-Jul-19, 04:54 PM #39
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    Last Action Hero: Reel man finds real world tough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zentisan View Post
    Terminator I: Man from future goes back to past to protect woman, but also have son, who will sent him back to the past in the future for said mission.
    Terminator II: He's back.
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    Any Batman movie: Rich guy punches bad guys in a Halloween costume & expensive car.
    STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    Any Batman movie: Rich guy punches bad guys in a Halloween costume & expensive car.
    I would have gone with rich, borderline psychotic guy in a costume and an expensive car, punches over-the-top psychotic bad guys.
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  13. 2012-Jul-21, 08:18 AM #43
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    Thelma and Louise: Two friends, sets out on misadventure, drops off cliff.

    Atlas Shrugged [Book]: Gravity sucks.
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    Paint Your Wagon: Clint Eastwood sings "I Talk to the Trees". Nothing else matters.
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    Walkabout: Adolescent walks around, sees things.

    The Catcher in the Rye [Book]: Adolescent walks around, have opinions.

    Meek's Cutoff: People go around and round, in wagons.
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    The Great Escape. McQueen enjoys riding.

    Bullitt. McQueen enjoys driving.

    The Thomas Crown Affair. McQueen enjoys flying.
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