NASA have told us today
Their new rover's paving the way
For humans at large
To live upon Mars
I'd much rather move to LA
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NASA have told us today
Their new rover's paving the way
For humans at large
To live upon Mars
I'd much rather move to LA
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A new rover on Mars lands
In a crater filled with red sands
Curiousity its name
Finding water brings fame
Rover drivers please use both hands
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There once was a cannonball pool,
And into it dove quite a fool,
He went in by the head,
And woke up in a bed,
And now only can breathe with a tool.
As above, so below
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London Olympics is done
American athletes have won.
These United States
Made fewer mistakes
As China goes home really glum
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Classics:
Poor Johnny's dead and gone
His face you'll see no more
For what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4.
Old Man Stokes
Old man Stokes was a gentleman fine
Who lived beside the Raleigh line;
Old anti-Stokes, his existance denied,
Lived never-the-less on the other side.
http://wwwchem.csustan.edu/chem3070/chempoem.htm
http://jcdverha.home.xs4all.nl/scijo....html#subindex
That's me in the acid
That's me in the test tube
Losing my electrons
Trying to keep my ions true
But I don't know if I can do it
Oh no this work's too tough
I didn't study enough
I thought that I saw it bubbling
I thought that i saw it burn
I think I thought I heard it pop
(By Allison Healy and Melissa Shong)
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I might be wrong but here goes
Lymerics explore and impose
That lines four and three
Rhyme free, can you see?
While 1, 2 and 5 makes it flows.
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On Mars, Curiousity did land,
in a crater with some reddish sand.
The seven minutes of terror we felt,
our collective breaths we held,
Then popped the corks and struck up the band.
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An advert one day we might see,
'When you move to Mars, travel's free!'
They'll pay for your fare
And when you get there
A job shovelling sand's guaranteed.
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Mitt might get voted to stear,
United States over four years.
Are you assured
Or will jump overboard?
Happy or shedding more tears?
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Curiosity travels by wheeling,
but I have a curious feeling,
the people on Mars,
in their underground bars,
can hear something scratching the ceiling.
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On finding the water I sought,
"How to contain it?" I thought.
Perhaps if I hustle,
to ask Bertrand Russell,
I might get myself a tea pot.
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well Russell has won his last bet,
His set is not part of a set,
instead it's a kind
that baffles the mind,
a tea set that's not a set yet.
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ha haaa...love it...Originally Posted by profloater
But Martians, who party so loud,
Think noises above are the crowds.
They are trying to get in
For a dance and a Gin,
Earthlings must register now.
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Mars is like prewar Berlin
It's rakish and revels in sin
but deep underground
where Martians are found
Curiosity cannot get in.
It's not just a failed registration
the Martians are hot on frustration
warlike and proud
red headed and loud
they roasted the Earth delegation.
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Phobos, the small moon near Mars,
Has seen better days and has scars.
It might have been mined
By Martian mankind
For metal to underwire bra's.
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excellent stuff from xx
The Martian space program allowed
their expansion to export a crowd
of dilligent men
but sadly for them
their women were too well endowed.
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Earth has some landscapes like Mars,
But Martian stuff's bigger than ours.
I 'd like you to know
Who's running the show
But I would be questioned for hours.
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It may come as terrible news
but Martians drank all of our booze
it happened before,
they also explore,
and did the same then, deja vues
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Someone I know says he's found
A star that is square and not round
He's quite a nice bloke
And tells a good joke
But ain't got his feet on the ground
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My mother who was very wise,
said tele would give you square eyes
whereas a good book
(it's square if you look)
will show all the stars the right size
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My band is called 'Drunken Nine'
The best band in London, you'll find
The tourists all like
A hot band that's tight
And everyone has a good time
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Imagine if petrol was made,
From out of the air everyday.
I've heard it's no dream
As unreal as it seems,
It has been done in the UK.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...gy-crisis.html
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If all the lands were burning
And all the seas were churning,
and all the bees
had wobbly knees
would tides at last be turning?
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The website once known as BAUT
Has finally gotten caught
The nonsense which screams
From monitor screens
Is now CQ, like it ought
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Help me find Saturn please guys,
It's gone, it seems, from my night skies.
I'm in the UK
West London, ok?
Tell me when/where it doth rise.
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Saturn is so far away,
To get there would take the whole day.
Farther than Derby,
The Isle of Guernsey,
Is not even half of the way!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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My local pub is also far,
Can't walk there, must go by car.
I can see the moon,
But not my saloon,
So moon must be closer than Bar.
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alas many pubs closing, drowned
as sinking economy downed,
It gets me to thinking
I should have been drinking.
Is drink sinking thinking quite sound?
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Drink's sinking thinking online,
I sometimes regret what I find.
I've posted some junk,
While drunk as a skunk
But manage to leave it behind.
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I drink, it is said, to forget
but sadly it hasn't worked yet,
Except for my PIn
What was that again?
I'm standing here getting quite wet.
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