We thought he was wrong, never right
He thought he was right and quite bright
But the evidence was clear
And we will all cheer
When he finds even more proof some night.
Order of Kilopi
We thought he was wrong, never right
He thought he was right and quite bright
But the evidence was clear
And we will all cheer
When he finds even more proof some night.
Order of Kilopi
My girlfirend is deaf in one ear
And so is her sister Sophia
Since they live online
Almost all of the time
They read stuff and don't need to hear.
Administrator
There once was a forum named BAUT
Who's members complained with a shout
When once it was revealed
With a new forum they've congealed
The Cosmoquest name gave them doubt
Order of Kilopi
Cosmoquest!....Swift please explain
Why any-one here would complain
You know more than most
Since you read every post
And keep us on track and thus sane!
Administrator
I'm not sure what you mean by "sane"
From lawyers I've heard the refrain
It's a legal term
Oft used by the unlearned
Psychologists regard with disdain
Moderator
Here's an oldie:Originally Posted by kilopi
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up start off at one but begin with a ten
down falling through space with great skill lock it in
up flying against the wind faces
down talking up money for aces
up send us back one more time please again
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What's in a name?
'Tis the refrain,
Be it in a 'quest,
Or in any other vest,
The same ol' thorns remain.
Order of Kilopi
There is a physician called Higgs
Who has a quite neat bag of tricks.
But he was quite spurned
Until guys at CERN
Could prove what his theory predicts.
(OK, so he wasn't spurned, but I couldn't think of a better rhyme. :P)
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I'm writing this straight off the cuff
which probably isn't enough
the search for Higg's Boson
apparently goes on
five sigmas is not quite enough
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There was a particle named "God"
And many found this quite odd
Till it was found out at CERN
It caused much concern
But if gave many physicists a job
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Now Cern is a mighty big ring
gives little somethings a fling
head to head crashing
it's basically smashing
and lot's of boys toys in that thing.
Order of Kilopi
The CERN had a heroic mission:
Through many a proton collision
To give the god particle
A definite article
In 2012's Science edition.
Order of Kilopi
Plus I don't think he's a physician!
As above, so below
Order of Kilopi
There once was a postdoc at CERN,
Who rode the machine for a turn,
Round and round the thing spun,
He was having great fun,
But boy did his backside get burned.
As above, so below
Administrator
On this France and Switzerland agree
We'll smash protons like a pea
A big ring in the ground
The greatest machine around
Now let's crank it to full energy!
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Ok folks, I need a little help with finishing this one:
Last year there was a neutrino
they measured how fast it will go
some said how can this be,
seems it goes faster than c
<you insert final line here>
Administrator
Last year there was a neutrino
they measured how fast it will go
some said how can this be,
seems it goes faster than c
But a bad cable was a big no-no
Administrator
There was a young proton named Bob
Who had a rather boring job
Round and round he went
He felt quite spent
Till he created the particle "God"
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that Hadronised proton named Bob
was part of the old London mob
he found going round
In a hole in the ground
was just like the Italian Job
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"This Higgs Boson" says we, "we knew it,
in the Standard Model it surely does fit".
but we also found out,
there can be no doubt,
that it turns each of us into a poet.
Order of Kilopi
A cleaner at CERN got a fright
While sweeping the floor there one night.
What seemed like some coal,
Was black and a hole,
She says it was swallowing light.
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come love down to see me in CERN's underground
to cherish and relish a circular sound
though everyone's busy
we both shall be dizzy
and roller skate all the way round
Order of Kilopi
Cosmoquest X who are you?
Now so brown, Baut off the blue.
I'm not sure 'bout this
I'll stay but gee-whiz,
I hope you don't change what we do!
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The was once a trip to the moon
they scooped up some dust with a spoon
It appeared to be cold
and terribly old,
if only they'd gone there in June.
Order of Kilopi
I think that the Earth is a gem,
And unique in our solar system.
It's not burning up,
Or feezing 'self up,
It has an equi...librium.
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A young lady with enterprise,
Took on a trade to no one's surprise,
She sucked in deep,
And blew out loud,
To orate, you need to vocalize.
Order of Kilopi
Sometimes in bed I do lie
Strange questions push through my mind
Like..'where lost socks go?'
I now think I know....
They'll cushion our fall when we die
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There was this lad totally into electronics,
Who was said to be sort of robotic,
He could smile,
He could laugh,
But all agreed it was kind of catatonic.
Order of Kilopi
A man from Oman had a plan
To buy Birmingham for his Gran.
Black Sabbath's homeland
Was Gran's favourite band
And Sultans do all for their Nan!
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