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Ans: He never said so!
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Next person guesses the question and leaves another answer.
Ans: He never said so!
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Q: Does this thread have any purpose?
A: The badger ate the ferret.
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Q: Why all these knitting sticks?
A: Smith. John H Smith.
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Q: What's your real name, James?
A: Rumpled lederhosen
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Q: Bucked cowboy?
A: Water of course. It's lighter.
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Q: Now that the cold, dark depths of night are fading, what shall we drink at sunrise?
A: I'm telling you, that's what he meant the whole time!!
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Q: Was Carroll thinking of time fragments when he sent Alice down the hole?
A: Try cutting it in two.
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Q: How are we going to fit your elephant through the doorway?
A: The green balls are not as useful.
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Q: You patented non-dimpled yellow golf balls?!
A: It was the last cookie.
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Q: What was that thing being passed from the 11th to the 12th in that DaVinci painting?
A: It's only 200mm long.
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Q: We can launch anything from Cape Canaveral, can't we? So?
A: Iron rusts.
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Q: We forged a strong friendship, so what happened?
A: Just follow your nose.
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Q. How do I get out of this fish yard?
A: The Spanish armadillo.
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Q: Who was the first European superhero?
A: At the car wash.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Q: Where would you rather not suddenly remember that you just had the car repainted?
A: The cheese!
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Q: What is the most dangerous thing the Mythbusters have ever fired out of a cannon?
A: The man in the Moon.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Q: 'Plus one'?? The lunar capsule will bring back the three astronauts, right?
A: It was nighttime.
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Q: How did they fly so close to the sun without getting burned?
A: Its the Agronomy, stupid.
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Q: Why Beans as currency on Mars?
A: It's a neat hole.
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Q: Why are some golfers so fanatical?
A: Eight arms.
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Q: What exactly piqued Alice's curiosity?
A: Why, it's a farce field.
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Q: Why does a light saber only extend 1.3299999m?
A: You should try fishing.
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