CGI....
CGI....
That's really the urban legand....
Neither Madonna nor Lady Gaga are actually real people, they are both fabricated and their images were all created by CGI. I suspect a collaboration between Columbia Records and Lucas Films. Lady Gaga is just Madonna version 2.0; one of the upgrades was to make the human breast shape much more realistic.
Dr. Fyndwth
http://goo.gl/jmFNe
You can get electrocuted if you shift your car into reverse during a thunderstorm.
(I reject your reality, and substitute my own - Adam Savage)
Or ... http://xkcd.com/1065/
Utility bill information goes to junk mailers!
Higher payers get more exclusive stuff.
If you stare at a clock for a full minute before going out, you do not get involved in car accidents. It's karmic.
The title of the last webpage you look at on New Year's Eve before going to watch the ball drop on TV affects how the next year will be for you.
I worked as a grocery clerk to help pay for college (when such things were possible) Whenever we got a customer who was particularly cranky about having to wait for a price check, I'd tell them that the time spent waiting will cause them to avoid a car accident on the way home.
This resulted in many "not sure if serious" looks, but usually shut them up.
The Human race was long ago subjugated, without any knowledge of the event, by an alien race who wills us to embarrass ourselves for their amusement.
Wearing sliced bread on your feet prevents cancer