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    CGI....

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    Quote Originally Posted by P Timmy View Post
    Here they are together on a tv show... sorry... but another urban legend bites the dust!

    http://www.ladygagagalore.com/getatt...axsidesize=580
    Who said urban legends have to correspond to reality?

    You mean Green M&Ms aren't an aphrodisiac!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LookingSkyward View Post
    CGI....
    That's really the urban legand....

    Neither Madonna nor Lady Gaga are actually real people, they are both fabricated and their images were all created by CGI. I suspect a collaboration between Columbia Records and Lucas Films. Lady Gaga is just Madonna version 2.0; one of the upgrades was to make the human breast shape much more realistic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    Who said urban legends have to correspond to reality?
    Dr. Fyndwth

    http://goo.gl/jmFNe

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    You can get electrocuted if you shift your car into reverse during a thunderstorm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swampyankee View Post
    Wearing those shoes with individual toes causes cancer.
    Or ... http://xkcd.com/1065/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strange View Post
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    If you stare at a clock for a full minute before going out, you do not get involved in car accidents. It's karmic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zentisan View Post
    If you stare at a clock for a full minute before going out, you do not get involved in car accidents. It's karmic.
    I worked as a grocery clerk to help pay for college (when such things were possible) Whenever we got a customer who was particularly cranky about having to wait for a price check, I'd tell them that the time spent waiting will cause them to avoid a car accident on the way home.

    This resulted in many "not sure if serious" looks, but usually shut them up.

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    The Human race was long ago subjugated, without any knowledge of the event, by an alien race who wills us to embarrass ourselves for their amusement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Bell View Post
    The Human race was long ago subjugated, without any knowledge of the event, by an alien race who wills us to embarrass ourselves for their amusement.
    The height of our embarrassment is what we watch on TV, and the leader of the alien race is Kim Kardashian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    The height of our embarrassment is what we watch on TV, and the leader of the alien race is Kim Kardashian.
    Truly, they are too many. All is lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Bell View Post
    Truly, they are too many. All is lost.
    I believe this is the apocalypse foreseen by the Mayans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    I believe this is the apocalypse foreseen by the Mayans.
    The Mayans knew too much. Kim's species didn't like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Bell View Post
    The Mayans knew too much. Kim's species didn't like that.
    I bet this is some kind of "Aliens versus Predator" kind of thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strange View Post

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