Pinhead: "I did NOT take your sack lunch from the 'fridge!"
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"I have never called you 'Paul' by mistake."
Next.
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Caption This! (CB and friend)
Pinhead: "I did NOT take your sack lunch from the 'fridge!"
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"I have never called you 'Paul' by mistake."
Next.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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"No, my friend. THIS is acupuncture."
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See this big letter Y on my chest? Friends call me Mr. Yes, cause I'm crazy and I'll do anything people ask me to. Go ahead and ask me to do something.
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"My ex-wife misread the voodoo doll instructions."
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"I'll stick with Rubik's Cubes from now on!"
(Excuse my ignorance - I'm familiar with the first two Hellraiser films and the novel on which they are based - but who is the other guy? Clive Barker himself? If somebody would be so kind as to clue me up, I should be able to provide a better caption.)
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Come to the dork side. We have cookies!
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Yes, that is Clive Barker.Originally Posted by Paul Beardsley
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OK that's the whole box, you owe me bubblegum.
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Funny, real funny! I am NOT an evolved pin-cushion!
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"You really think adding fangs would be overkill?"
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"You really think earrings would undercut it?"
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These? Oh! they convert static electricity and thermal signatures into useful charges for my mobile gadgets. Savvy?
*Hmm, not buying it!*
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Lol!!!
All replies have been very good.
Pinhead: "...and Freddy says you dress me funny and Jason made fun of my teeth and the other Cenobites are snubbing me out of jealousy..."
Clive: "Crybaby."
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We're not getting anywhere; it's like trying to find a needle in a ... oh, thank you!
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ROFL!!!
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You're a liar, but a nice one.All replies have been very good.My reply was rubbish! Thanks for explaining the picture. Here's my second go:
Clive: "Oh god, every Halloween some fan dresses up as Pinhead, hoping to impress me. You know, I actually miss witches with pointy hats."
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'Ha ha, the one behind the ear tickles.'
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"I will beat out George Clooney and Brad Pitt as People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. You just wait and see!"
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Pinhead: Why are you here?
Clive: Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road, because it wasn't afraid. Pinhead, I am the chicken that wasn't afraid.
Pinhead: I never ordered any chicken. Where is my sub and big cookie?
Clive: Your head looks like a luncheon tray.
Pinhead: Your head looks like Sherlock Holmes hairstylist had a tribble fetish. You learned manners by watching Star Trek didn't you.
Clive: If I had a nail for every time someone compared my work to Gene Roddenberry's I'd hammer them into your scalp.
Pinhead: Touche. Clive, have you ever tried athlete's foot cream? 'Cause I'm about to kick your butt.
Clive: You haven't got enough butt to handle the kicking I'm about to give you.
Pinhead: Take a number, Mountain Dew.
Clive: Same to you, Pepe Le Pew.
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Remember me? From the 1960s?
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Pinhead: "I did not let Malingo out of her cage."
Clive: "That's not what Malingo says."
(Clive posted to Twitter this a.m. about his bird picking her cage lock, roaming through 2 rooms and between 3 dogs to his writing room, calling out "Hello").
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So, who is the "CB" person?
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Clive Barker.
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Didn't help directly, but it gave me something to Google.
Well, something to Bing, Google is not working very well from here right now.
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I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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"Ouch"
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Have a belt of this whiskey. It'll really make the pins on your face stand up!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Lol!
Pinhead: "Sure, I look great now. But what about years from now -- when I might want a facelift? How could I have one, with all these pins??"
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I am Porcupinius!
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ROFL!!!
"Oh, very funny Clive; yeah, I know it's like a ham being scored and cloved. This was your idea anyway."
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"I told you your parents would be upset we're getting married"
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