If he's never had any, how do you know? Besides, it's my experience that children who never get to have sweets when they're kids are the ones who go crazy as adults. Teaching kids moderation is important, but it's less easy than both laziness and hysterical overreaction.
Originally Posted by ShinAce
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"