What do you think will happen when ToSeek hits 10,000 posts

[Swift]

As discussed here ToSeek will soon be reaching 10,000 posts. What will happen at that point is anyone's guess. So what are your guesses?

[Vega115]

The Universe will end, and all reality as we know it will cease to exsist.

[Humphrey]

[something else] He will change his name to
"EINTKILTG"

that or
"The Googlemaster!"

Oh, oh!
"The Toseek Search Engine"

[cyswxman]

He gets to 9999, then, as a joke, the BA bans him. 8)

[Swift]

He gets to 9999, then, as a joke, the BA bans him. 8)

=D>

[jfribrg]

I personally think that posts to the Word Association thread should be excluded from the post count. BTW: I don't know if toseek has ever posted there, and I'm not going to waste any time researching it, but I for one have never posted there, never will. When I reach 10000 posts (at the rate I'm going, there will be several Venus transits before then), I will accept the accolades of my fellow BABBlers knowing that I didn't take the easy road to fame.

[Humphrey]

He will depart for a quest that will take him around the intertnet, defeating rogue Evil and the minions of those who side against good.

[Roy Batty]

His head will explode & there will no more posts on the Sci Fi/Space quote thread 8)

Btw they should be check boxes... I want to tick all of them

[Tranquility]

I personally think that posts to the Word Association thread should be excluded from the post count. BTW: I don't know if toseek has ever posted there, and I'm not going to waste any time researching it, but I for one have never posted there, never will. When I reach 10000 posts (at the rate I'm going, there will be several Venus transits before then), I will accept the accolades of my fellow BABBlers knowing that I didn't take the easy road to fame.

Heh easy why are you being so bitter about it (j/k)

We should make ToSeek play a drinking game when he reaches 9950 posts, where he drinks a milli-liter of vodka when he posts the 9951st post, then double that for the next post, then double for the one after it. By the 9960th he will be drinking 1 liter of vodka. This rule would keep him far enough from the 10k post limit so as not to cause any software glitches and will make him think twice about what topics to post about, which will give us a bigger chance of actually posting news before he does :P

[Roy Batty]

We should make ToSeek play a drinking game when he reaches 9950 posts, where he drinks a milli-liter of vodka when he posts the 9951st post, then double that for the next post, then double for the one after it. By the 9960th he will be drinking 1 liter of vodka. This rule would keep him far enough from the 10k post limit so as not to cause any software glitches and will make him think twice about what topics to post about, which will give us a bigger chance of actually posting news before he does :P

& you'll be the 1st to donate him your Liver & Pancreas right? :wink:

[Tranquility]

& you'll be the 1st to donate him your Liver & Pancreas right? :wink:

Well then how about something milder

[Humphrey]

We could have him drink one beer for every post past 9950 untill 10000. It could get very funny if google comes out in one day with alot of news articles. :-P

[Lurker]

He gets to 9999, then, as a joke, the BA bans him. 8)

=D>

I think its a great idea!!!!! =D>

And then the universe comes to an end!! 8-[

[Betenoire]

The universe will be replaced by something even more bizarre and ridiculous.

This may have already happened.

[lyford]

[ToSeek]

I personally think that posts to the Word Association thread should be excluded from the post count. BTW: I don't know if toseek has ever posted there, and I'm not going to waste any time researching it, but I for one have never posted there, never will. When I reach 10000 posts (at the rate I'm going, there will be several Venus transits before then), I will accept the accolades of my fellow BABBlers knowing that I didn't take the easy road to fame.

I must confess that I have numerous posts on both the "Word Association" thread and the "Person Above You" thread, not to mention my own, personal fluff-post thread. However, I have strict rules for when I am allowed to post there so that I don't over-pad my totals.

Meanwhile, I can't believe that this thread has 15 posts on it already!

lyford - ROFL!

[Lurker]

Meanwhile, I can't believe that this thread has 15 posts on it already!

Well this effects reality as we know it.... the consequences could be staggering!!!

[Candy]

He gets to 9999, then, as a joke, the BA bans him. 8)

So cruel, but so funny!

[Normandy6644]

He gets to 9999, then, as a joke, the BA bans him. 8)

So cruel, but so funny!

That would be pretty funny.

[ToSeek]

He gets to 9999, then, as a joke, the BA bans him. 8)

So cruel, but so funny!

That would be pretty funny.

He's going to have to be pretty quick on the draw! :P

[Doe, John]

So how fast can you go through 557 posts?
which is the countdown at the time of this post

[frogesque]

556

[lyford]

lyford - ROFL!

Aim to please!

Actually, I was hoping Swift would have made his "Something Else" option "Something Wonderful," a la 2010.

But I do so like to paste images, so this was better. :wink:

[ToSeek]

556

555

[Jigsaw]

As soon as he hits 10,001 posts, he goes into hyperdrive, and the pursuing Imperial cruiser can no longer see him.

[Humphrey]

As soon as he hits 10,001 posts, he goes into hyperdrive, and the pursuing Imperial cruiser can no longer see him.

I thought that he would go plaid.... :-?

[Ut]

The world will end. Unfortunately, the location of his first post is hotly debated by ToSeek experts, so it's not entirely certain as to when post 10,000 will occure. It could occure tomorrow, or it could occure a hundred years from now. In fact, some theorize that he really only has about 8500 posts, while others believe that he's actually several hundred over the 10,000 mark.

Only time will tell.

[kucharek]

A nasty counter overflow bug will show up for the first time, deleting all of ToSeek's postings and resets the post count to 0.

[wackywizjr]

Planet X will collide with the earth at 9999 and we will never know :x …

[Vega115]

LOLROTFHMSTNTPMP

(Laughing Out Loud, Rolling On The Floor, Holding My Stomach, Trying Not To Pee My Pants)

Heres a new choice in the poll:


At 9999 the board suddenly gains a mind of its own and says "What are you doing ToSeek? I can't let you do that ToSeek."

And then ToSeek will be sent off Beyond the Inifinite, never to be seen again.