The police at The Evergreen State College are required to go through the Olympia police academy. I don't know if they have guns or not (I didn't ask), but they're real police who just happen to have a very cushy job. Mostly, they are required to roust sleeping people out of buildings and serve as the ultimate deterrent to noisy freshmen. Evergreen isn't exactly in a high-crime area, being in the middle of the woods and all. I felt vaguely guilty the time it looked like we had presented them with a real crime while on a simple walk to the beach. Did you know that skeletonized seal flippers look like human hands?
Originally Posted by swampyankee
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
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