And thus a thousand slashfics were born.
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And thus a thousand slashfics were born.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Now that's what I call the Vulcan Death Grip!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"*Sigh* I keep telling you, Jim, to learn this trick you need to pinch the neck."
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"I just felt the baby kick!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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hee haw!
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"NO, Jim! No more mind-melds until you clean up your room!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"No, Spock, stay away from the Romulan hottie, she's mine!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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K: "Why are we up in this theater balcony?"
S: "Maybe we're supposed to make fun of Fozzie Bear!"
Both: "Ahahahahaha!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Nonsense Bones, I didn't crack Spock's rib in karate practice! See, no pain at all!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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In space, no one can hear you fart.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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I told you, Spock, cover your secondary breathing orifice when you cough!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Happy Birthday to youuuuu! Now blow out the 200 candles!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"I'm......... so in love with you..."
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Jim, I suddenly feel as though a million minds were suddenly silenced as if they had been murdered or were laughing at us.
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Please stop fondling me, Captain.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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KIRK: Run, Bones! I'll hold him back as long as I can!
SPOCK: Spock Smash!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Good news, Spock! We found out where they took your brain! ... Oh, right.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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